Amber A Wolf

I love to sleep. I hate to repeat myself.

[Amber A Wolf @amberwolf]

@NFLonCBS It’s great that the commercials come in clear as a bell but the second there’s a play it glitches or completely switches itself to the Commanders game.

[Amber A Wolf @amberwolf]

Are we all just pretending that the @gmfb intro song is fine? Please 🙏🏻 please 🙏🏻 please 🙏🏻 fix it. That jingle lights up our lives, but now sounds like it was recorded underwater.

[Amber A Wolf @amberwolf]

Ever run your fingers through your hair only to get caught on a tangle and in your rage you just yank as hard as you can to teach your hair a lesson? No? Just me? Cool.

[Amber A Wolf @amberwolf]

@ninjacarhorn And this is why you don’t have to worry about being on Dateline. Only people with a “smile that lit up the room” end up on that show.

[Amber A Wolf @amberwolf]

“I will turn this car around!” - the FDA.

[PWR Create @PWRCreate]

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[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

How many years is 2020?

[Amber A Wolf @amberwolf]

If my kids don’t learn to drink water like they haven’t been lost in a desert for 7 days COVID-19 is the least of their worries. #COVIDー19 #CoronavirusPandemic #StayAtHome

[Sean Marotta @smmarotta]

Well, I know one piece of medical advice I won't be following in these times, and it is the American Academy of Pediatrics' guidelines on screen time.

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

Bad news irrational worriers quicksand is back on the table

[Amber A Wolf @amberwolf]

One thing I have come to realize with getting older is that young people eat dinner so late.

[Amber A Wolf @amberwolf]

Good thing that Hulu reminds me constantly of a show that I watched 2 seconds of, but makes me search my Recently Watched for 15 min before finding the show that I just watched this AM. #buildscharacter

[Amber A Wolf @amberwolf]

After 11pm on Sunday night, 3rd glass of Rose, pretzels with Brie, and Netflix. Self care at its finest.

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

An Escape Room where you have to figure out how to get off the phone with my mother.

[Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 @BienSur_JeTaime]

So... commercials. The things I pay to not see.

[Amber A Wolf @amberwolf]

TV families that bring home one pizza for everyone, that’s the real science fiction.

[Amber A Wolf @amberwolf]

Spent the first part of Friday thinking that it was Thursday since the first 10 @instagram posts I saw were #tbt. We👏🏻all👏🏻hate👏🏻this👏🏻.