Sarah

My husband is wonderful. That's during the day. At night, he takes Ambien and things get crazy.

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

I shifted around in bed which roused ambien Adam. He sounded really surprised and delighted and started patting my hair, saying "well hey buddy, hi little guy " and I think he like....thought he found a stay dog. In our bed. Me.

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

From 9/8:

Adam and I watched a bunch of episofrs of Veep after we took ambien and are both obsessed with the game 2048 and now it's time to go to sleep and we can't see staught to find the remote so we just unplugged all the stuff behind the TV and now have to find where bed

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

From 10/17:

Ambien Adam: That little fucker's up there on the roof and he's just tearing up my stick!
(He's pointing at the ceiling fan🤷🏻‍♀️)

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

From 10/18:

Omg ambien Adam was laughing really quietly but also really maniacally and then STOPPED and calmly said "And then sometimes I drop in mid-sentence"'

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

My best bud ambien Adam: HEY
Me, struggling to wake up: What?
AA grinning: I'm making muscles

2:42am

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

AA: If you wanna GET SOME, you need to do a skit.
Me: I'm sick. No. What skit?
AA: Skit time.
Me: I'm sick. I mean, shh I'm asleep.

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

AA: "How strange! This (gestures around dark bedroom) looks just like how a human would decorate the bottom of a fish tank."

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

We're all caught up now, friends. <3

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

Adam, collapsing onto the bed with the hiccups and an Ambien in his belly: UH OH, I'VE GOT the FALL-BACKSIES.

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

AA wakes up laughing.
"What's so funny?"
AMBIEN ADAM, wiping the tears of joy from his eyes: "Jose Conseco."

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

AA: "That shower was really weird... but then I realized that I still had my glasses on."

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

@AmbienAdam 2 of 2:
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[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

1 of 2:
AAcan't quite reach my face from his drug-induced prone position so he just sweetly kissed out the following on my keyboard:

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

Ambien Adam is quietly mumbling in his sleep about Snuggies. He sounds pretty pissed.

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

Ambien Adam woke up NyQuil Sarah to feel his big calf muscles. Flexing... Not flexing. Flexing......... Not flexing.

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

AA: "I'll fix it tomorrow, ok, sweetie pie? I'll fix it tomorrow. Honey? Babe? I'll fix it. Tomorrow. Ok? Ok? Honey? Sugar? Ok?"

No clue.

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

3/3/13:
AA just allowed a 10 lb medicine ball to hit himself in the face to prove a point to me.
The point: "it won't hurt THAT bad."

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

6/26/13:
AA: "Oh brother. Sarah, can you translate?" Dead asleep. Also, I don't speak any other languages. He's still tapping my arm.

[Sarah @AmbienAdam]

7/14/13:
Ambien Adam, looking me directly in the eyeballs: "Don't do that, mom!"