“you was once a thing, I’m still that”

where my 5’11” kings at

[“you was once a thing, I’m still that” @galwiles]

there’s a lot of jokes i do not get and it’s freeing being a little stupid

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[“you was once a thing, I’m still that” @galwiles]

listening to this extremely sad white girl album olivia rodrigo released and i am on the cusp of tears

[Biscuit @winslownian]

I just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge this Hinge interaction from 2023

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Big day for bald dudes everywhere

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"BLACK one🤨🤓?"

"*goat*😅!!!"

WILL FORVER HAVE ME IN TEARS LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[“you was once a thing, I’m still that” @galwiles]

this is fuckin great

[2Cool2Blog @2Cool2Blog]

Mahershala Ali speaks on turning down a college basketball offer at Santa Clara that Steve Nash ended up taking 😨😳 via @mindthegamepod

[anna 🌟 @signsofsonder]

this is frying me LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO

[“you was once a thing, I’m still that” @galwiles]

?

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Drake has reportedly purchased the original childhood home of Kendrick Lamar in Compton for $4.2 million.

[Fr. Parrish @FrParrish]

Me getting ready for wedding season (and receptions)

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

sometimes my dogshit timeline is blessed by a short reprieve of a guy just fuckin killing it

[✨HungryBaldAshbamaOssoff✨ @AshariExpresses]

I know this serious, but I’m cryin so bad, you can hear Hillary Clinton cackling in the back😭😭😭😭

[“you was once a thing, I’m still that” @galwiles]

?!????,?!,!,!,

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Grammy-nominated producer Tay Keith found dead in Nashville apartment, police confirm https://t.co/1qQcDuPvI0

[“you was once a thing, I’m still that” @galwiles]

whoa

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

A random dm guy kinda cooked with this one

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[“you was once a thing, I’m still that” @galwiles]

if you’re gonna stupid u gotta be tough

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THIS IS FRYING ME😭😭😭