ambien

18 from aus, yea. he/him

[ambien @ambieneli]

@whippedcreamr Ok I’ll try it in my bed next time ❤️

[ambien @ambieneli]

Google, how to shave asshole and balls NO PICTURES just tell me goddammit

[ambien @ambieneli]

@whippedcreamr I did I just don’t know how to do it elegantly I feel like I’m just going crazy on my nads

[ambien @ambieneli]

@whippedcreamr Ok clarify next time

[ambien @ambieneli]

@wquinnrose Buss

[ambien @ambieneli]

@whippedcreamr You always got me

[ambien @ambieneli]

Where do people get the braces that make them cute why do I get ugly ones

[ambien @ambieneli]

@levilapse I’m good thank you

[ambien @ambieneli]

Animated Ted show, cinema is ALIVE

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I be naked around my cat he doesn’t CARE

[ambien @ambieneli]

You know you’ll age like milk when you don’t remember ‘fairs’ happening like when did we start using that

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This girl got me like 🤣😍😣😵

[ambien @ambieneli]

@whippedcreamr It huuuurrrts

[ambien @ambieneli]

Haven’t thought of anything funny in bit sorry

[ambien @ambieneli]

@whippedcreamr Hahah me too actually I was kidding LOL

[ambien @ambieneli]

How much brown do you leave on the tp before you go ‘should be good now’ ?

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I have the deepest connection with my cat in the family it’s clear

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@whippedcreamr Would it break your heart to tell you I’m actually 3 foot 5

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Am I supposed to remember my height of the top of my head I legit don’t know it

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@levilapse Waterboarding