Jill Martin

Academic overachiever, domestic underachiever, and complainer extraordinaire.

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

Some of you know that my family lost our home and my husband left as well. I need help to get us back to Las Vegas where we can regroup. Please share and donate if you can. https://t.co/XneICO9rIb

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

@mercedeslackey seriously?

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

@LedoPizza in #Ranson just fired my #disabled son over TEXT. They know he has #Autism; he came to them from an agency. No write-ups beforehand, just an offhand comment abt talkative behavior (which is directly related to his autism). Anyway, that's illegal.

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

@callumpascali Someone is pretending to be you on Facebook.

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

@BBCWorld So much for the Great Experiment...Do you think Britain would take us back?

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

@Acyn "I would love for someone to explain to me why water is wet."

🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

I know this is a reach, but does anybody know the names of the detectives who reportedly took S-helley M-Iscavige's fingerprints in 2013/2014? I'm writing a paper about her disappearance for my class and wow, this rabbit hole is deep. @LeahRemini All I can find is C-orey Palka

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

I absolutely cannot believe we are okay with this level of stupidity in congress.

The dumb hurts my soul.

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Yes they can control the weather.

It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

@atrupar Which family? Manson?

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

Wow, you really CAN get just about anything you want @McDonalds

#kerningfail #mouseburgers

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

That's four things.

[Kellyanne Conway @KellyannePolls]

This Verdict Won't Change One Fundamental Thing:

⚪️ It won't make @JoeBiden any less 81 years old

⚪️ won't make @KamalaHarris smarter 

⚪️ won't excuse the fact that @JoeBiden crushed the American Dream for so many

⚪️ won't excuse the millions, including terrorists and Chinese nationals, Biden has let walk into our country

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

My daughter, to kitten: "Why are you running up my legs like a giraffe?"

The best part?

She's 17.

#teenagers #Parenting

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

My husband found a baby vole in the parking lot at Lowe's.

Meet Vole-demort.

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

So I decided to scan through the Cass report to see if, in fact, it supported @jk_rowling 's insistence that gender identity is invalid (I'm obv paraphrasing here since this is X). It really doesn't.
But people prefer to only look at what confirms their bias. It is what it is.

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

Was this meant...ironically? 😳

(@huffpost article about @donaldglover writing for #3rdRock)

@huffpost #TraceyMorgan

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

My son at 22 still looks like a Mexican @SteveMartinToGo. I guess it's just barely possible we have a shared ancestor somewhere back there...I'm a Martin. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Meanwhile his twin brother's face could be thrown in a conquistador renaissance painting & not stick out. #twins

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

Yikes @McDonalds in Martinsburg messed up... here's hoping I don't get food poisoning. 😳 #uncookedfood

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

I literally just reactivated my twitter for the sole purpose of seeing all the #dumpsterfires @elonmusk has created in the past couple of weeks (grabs popcorn). No followers? No problem, don't need 'em. I'll deactivate again after twitter implodes on itself. #justherefortheshow

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

@JeffClarkUS What, like Trump? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

@cvspharmacy I'll be honest: if your company is unaware of login issues that've been going on for WEEKS now and even pop up first thing on Google search, then my single call isn't going to do much. I just need to wait for your web server/webmaster to figure out how to do their job. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jill Martin @ambienislife]

Getting REALLY tired of dealing with this crap whenever I try to sign in to @cvspharmacy ... can somebody please fix this already so I can check on my freaking meds?!