snot

procedurally generated entity connecting to you through ones and zeros

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

i know im getting old cuz all i do is subconsciously sustain life by breathing every few seconds

[meg man @MegManClone]

Food and drink seriously hits the spot

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

any lift under 50 sets is considered a warm up

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

where can a bro find protein shakes at this hour

[.gabfrab @gabfrab]

*rubs my asshole on a blanket then licks it for an hour*

dude i ate so much fuckin pussy last night. smell my teeth if you don't believe me

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

the true chads were the guys that walked around highschool keeping their arms flat at their side with no swinging motion

[zaku.mp3 @ZinZaku]

me looking at my selfie again after it got a total of 3 likes

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

you are now manually breathing and blinking , you’re welcome 👍

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

getting high by remembering all the good deeds I’ve done selflessly for others

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

jizz is just life syrup

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

im way too ripped and buff to pay an annual fee for the gym

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

im hard off that brain juice

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

Latinas be like, “the sun Picas 🌞🌶”
bitch the sun is literally mutating your DNA with deadly radiation

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

ur in her DMs and im doing her laundry and smelling her underwear 😏

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

the gym just banned me because of my cock print

[SLATER @SmokeRuntz]

bitcoin to the moon? nah. This brick of Cocaine to the Moon 🚀🚀🌕💯💯🚀🚀🚀

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

me after the wife takes our kids and I’m left to fend for myself wt the joppleboppler5000

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

im not tipping my waitress unless she gives me head and a massage with my plate #facts 💯

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

@Giovanni_SC86 @konstructivizm

[snot @AmbiguousFlex]

when bae doesn’t forget to text u everyday 🥰🥰