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In the boardroom I'm a viper. Business tie and a power diaper.

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I'm hiking from Mexico to Canada on the ol' Pacific Crest Trail. It's a thin strip of dirt that travels over mountains, desert, and forest for 2,650 miles. I recently hit 500. A mere 2,000+ to go 💀

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sun-cooked snowman ascending a stony mountain pass

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sun-cooked snowman ascending a stony mountain pass

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@emberchad_ Hope ya make some memories in lovely nature 😊

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snarfed 🍄snacks🍄 at the hot springs

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endless sun

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@emberchad_ You're surrounded by hot springs so get your ass on it. At Meadow I met the reincarnation of Christ (obese 50 year old man) so start there if ya wanna encounter GOD.

https://t.co/lSX9dXWMiM

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𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐂𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞
(a story thread)

I met the reincarnation of Christ in a rural Utah cow pasture. It came in the midst of a month stay in that state. One in which I hiked and camped through parks and desert each day. (1/16)

🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵

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@Sherry3923526 I never swim without my diaper.

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trail never ends

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turned to crust

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@OgdenSuites I'm guiding a 60+ outdoor kink club through various parts of Utah and we'll be in Ogden on Friday. Do y'all have orgy-friendly suites with industrial-grade sanitation? EMT on hand for various heart/impotence issues???

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sweet sleep spot

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hot haze

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only lizards and snakes are meant to be here and alas I am neither

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fog lifting

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cloudheads rise up

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bright desert day

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I'm gonna wash my boxers in a motel sink but filmed my ass with just sheer leggings on to see if I could walk into McDonald's without getting arrested.

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hot rocks

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@GroffFizix Pretty sure it was last year with a big closure area. When I walked through they were literally logging right on trail and I had to walk up a big hill to go around.

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hiked through a big burn

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19 seconds of nature