ren

pls don't perceive me // 29

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

that shit is either incredibly rare or literal fear mongering paranoia bs instead of a theoretical takeover of the US they seem to think it is

also attribute this to the excessive ragebait/clickbait culture and the very vocal response to it, all aided by social media obviously

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

is being such a news-heavy culture the reason why shock and outliers are so engaging to people

and why manufactured outrage (particularly online) is soooooo frequent and outrageous over things like trans women in sports and "Sharia law in the US" even though ++

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

me: oh yeah I'm not nervous about Dad's surgery at all today!

me, six hours later: actively vomiting

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

I think we're all having trouble differentiating between what's a Symptom and what's just a "normal" part of life when it comes to the reality of living in 2026, does this makes sense?

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

©️elebrini announcement when?

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

oh my god sue bird is really just wow 😭

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

I'm still thinking about #that timpson block

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

Call it Even just stopped me in my goddamn tracks what the fuck Jensen McRae

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

anyways if this country is actually gonna survive after this fucking disaster administration, we're gonna need a brand new New Deal-type of legislation

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

um. is the the pdub collapsing.

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

being lgbt in a town where the nearest gay bar is 2 hours away is a fucking nightmare :(((( i have got to get more gay friends

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

i go to the bathroom during an ai commercial.

i come back from the bathroom during an ai commercial from a different company.

if it was that fucking useful you wouldn't have to advertise so much.

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

please give me another season of crosby vs giroux 🙏🙏🙏 i definitely didn't appreciate it enough last time around!!!!

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

the cap is going up remember

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

me in 2030: wow i can't believe cutter gauthier was a sleeper cell agent for the flyers and directly caused the downfall of the anaheim ducks franchise for real 100% he did that

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

freddie is willingly going to be coached under babcock?? am I getting that right??

very interesting development

freddie 🤝 hyman 🤝 babcock: let's get 2018-pilled in the Western Conference

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

dylan larkin is only asking out in order to force yzerman to make a trade for werenski and then they can both bring the cup to detroit together <3

i am a genius!

(delusionally)

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

ottawa senators have to win the cup now please fucking hell I'll become a sens fan just because it would be so hilarious

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

greatest playoff series of all time?

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

dylan don't you fucking dare.

[ren @ambiguouslybi]

crazy that detroit made the playoffs my first year of being a fan and then went on a 9 year drought and then they finally started being good and larkin went to the olympics (😬) so I finally bit the bullet and bought an original six anniversary jersey.

and then they did that.