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[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“fatherless behavior” well no actually my mother has plenty of faults too. stop erasing women

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

if i owe you a text back imagine what i owe myself

[Roddert White @KingCheddar69]

Someone put that lettuce poop virus in the 7 hazy ipas I drank last night

[turtle @pepprrs]

imagine we in a serious argument & i just start hittin ts in ur face on some calm shi

[chase @cfree94]

no i’m OBSESSED with a fast paced, high pressure work environment and i LOVE managing multiple responsibilities at once!!

[👽 @icurina]

video game characters in the loading screen

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[sh*r @sinvariably]

me starting project hail mary against my better judgement and on the first page i see it’s dedicated to all four of the beatles

[LB @lnbshr]

Hanging out w somebody that has a vape ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[dia 𖣠 @archiveofhae]

i lowkey hate how i can’t stand on shit like i literally never say mad for long like it takes so much energy to gaf

[Cleo @deeryclio]

If u see me going out with a gorgeous man, he’s just my accessory. On the other hand, if he’s ugly, I might be truly in love with him

[X @Xouy17]

Yall be caring about being judged by the most regular lame ass humans on earth Imao.

[mommiana @mommiana5]

The last ngga i was obsessed with wasn’t even my type fr i just be doing anything

[sam @samcanmiss]

People get tattoos that could have been an instagram repost

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

sometimes i talk and i wonder what i’m saying as i speak

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

I’ve been cheating on my wife a decent amount recently and I don’t know why. I suspect it’s because I’m a former “gifted child.”

[mia @httpsosweet]

I love asking clarifying questions like What is that What did you say What does that mean What

[ionWannaTalk @BackEndKy]

in the gym thinking bout how much the hoes gone luv this

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

My most emotionally sterile opinion is that I find it really reddit and unbecoming to be overly concerned when a dog dies in a movie