were all banks if you think about it

one word. two words. job title. personal relationship. something quirky.

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CEO of ‘hottest company in the world’ shocked to find out money is not unlimited

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Sam Altman says AI budgeting has suddenly become a “huge issue” for companies.

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@paulswaney3 Oh so this is a thing you do. Whine and lash out with empty threats and then call attention to yourself.

It might be a funny bit if you weren’t so embarrassing

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@paulswaney3 @BuySellSMB @JackieHirsch_ Perfect. Send the ticket.

See you soon tubby. You better were that absurd matching hat and jacket combo.

Just whining out and shrieking on x dot com. Just when I thought you couldn’t get anymore pathetic you surprise me again.

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@bergerdad @AmericanAir Just Buy the ticket James

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The best thing about the SMB/ETA world is you get definitive proof that the guys who traded their entire lives on being ex-Google / McKinsey / whatever can’t actually do shit when they’re on their own and no one is coming to save them

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@blueprintsmb22 The stress is 10000% worse than the risk

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@paulswaney3 You even look like a penis in your picture.

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@paulswaney3 Lmao holy shit you’re embarrassing. This is incredible.

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@johnsplaining @paulswaney3 Not remotely close to his worst take

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@auren 95% of VCs know why - they know they aren’t top VCs just as the deals they get aren’t top deals.

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@StealthQE4 Should we also start to start?

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@0xBohr My dog trips over the last step on my patio like 4 times a week

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@JeremyGlantz 8 figure SaaS acquisition by a public company got held up for a week because of parking language in a commercial lease that they were going to get out of after closing

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@aloukissas @pitdesi @ankurnagpal Actually perfect for him honestly

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@blueprintsmb22 Hey @grok how often does this guy mention 4am in one way or another

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@keithwhipp People say this then tell you they’re a 9 handicap like it isn’t complete bullshit

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@ithinkthisisgod @willo2_Poly @fr1ko_eth Please continue embarrassing yourself

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@FreezingFinTake His solution to anyone pointing out that he’s dumb is to block them and pretend it didn’t happen

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@HumanityChad That is an insane patio to build