☆ nova ☆

✨⭐️there’s gonna come a day when you feel better⭐️✨ “a tiny, rage-filled lover of dogs and glitter.”

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

Loud laugh cast member of #MakeSomeNoise we love you, you’re our favorite, please never stop cackling

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

well yes!

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

“You know how I know I’m in a bad place mentally? I just thought to myself ‘I could rewatch Supernatural.” -@EveOfDespair everybody

[Drop seeds not bombs @helenaddy]

Hi friends! If you don't have insurance and test positive for covid, you can go through Amazon medical (I know they suck) and do a text based appointment for only $29 to get a prescription for Paxlovid. 1/2

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

Polyamory is 80% logistics

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

Why does the gym play sports? Why would I want to see people who are fitter than me doing something better than me

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

Being an attractive white woman does not give you the right to call customer service folks “babe” 🤮

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

@Tinder is literally useless now that it doesn’t show sexuality, you want me to dig through all these heteros??? No thank you

[Fenit Nirappil @FenitN]

New CDC wastewater covid data just dropped

We are now at 35 states + D.C. with high or very high levels. That's up from 26 states in last week's update

[Holly Stallcup @HollyStallcup]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can break off your engagement. You don't have to get married if you know it's not right. Even if you have sent out the invites, bought the dress, planned the ceremony, you can walk away.

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

Intermittent cowbell for FOUR HOURS NKW

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

There is a marathon going past our house this morning and I’ve been listening to cowbell for 45 minutes

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

There is a marathon going past our house this morning and I’ve been listening to cowbell for 45 minutes

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

It smells strongly of marajuana in the children’s shoe section of this target

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

Logistics is the biggest cock blocker ever

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

Pissed off the “feminine wash” is easily accessible but the condoms are locked up

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

Making out with my boyfriend in the exact spot I proposed to my wife; polyamory at its finest

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

I was just informed that if @EveOfDespair had a crab she would name it Leonardo D’pinchy

[☆ nova ☆ @ambivalentbean]

Everyone is going to get herpes please go get yourself some herpes so you can get over it