Julia Reijonen

I'm the type of friend you don't have to do anything with✌
#netflixandchill

[larry the cable skye @_skyeamber]

my ex boyfriend called me a house cat. he said, “you nap a lot, you disappear for a few hours & nobody knows wtf you do, you come back around and ask for attention then you push people away and nap again”

the accuracy though

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

Me, to myself: Okay, just be cool, don't say anything weird

Any woman: *says something that makes me laugh*

Me, out loud: THAT'S HILARIOUS WE SHOULD BE SISTER WIVES BUT WITHOUT THE HUSBAND

[kyle alex brett @kyalbr]

So, Freud's essay on the "uncanny" made me think of Jordan Peele & Get Out.

The weird coincidence that the German word for the uncanny or the unsettling is "unheimlich" and our procedure for rescuing the near dead is "the Heimlich."

But, then my thoughts spun out of control:

[tubi ad break @hellohappy_time]

person: how are you

me: good!
[after 4 seconds of reflection]
should’ve said bad. bad was the right answer.

[Kayla Piedimonte @KaylaKat15]

Im beyond excited to announce that I'm not engaged, living at home, and drinking my parent’s beer regularly. #adultish

[Lilly @Lilly]

MESSAGE. https://t.co/X0C7UZh886

[Julia Reijonen @ambiverted_]

@Kezo2K11 Well thanks 😶

[Julia Reijonen @ambiverted_]

@Kezo2K11 I wish! I'm more of a writer so nope sorry it's not🙃

[colleen @colleentie]

male country singers: i'm real sad my lady left me but at least i got my truck, my dog and some whiskey

female country singers: i Will Kill you in Your sleep you Cheating Motherfucker. I will cut You open With a Dull Carving knife and bathe In your Blood and howl at The moon

[Julia Reijonen @ambiverted_]

@FreakingTrue Yea that never happens 😔

[E’Stevon P. Chulo  @Dimperachi]

LMAO 😂🤣

[Julia Reijonen @ambiverted_]

@YouTube Ban Logan Paul!!!

[Rosanna Pansino @RosannaPansino]

I'm sad that it needs to be said: If you find the body of a suicide victim don't be a "Maverick", be a Hero and call the authorities immediately. Do not vlog it, do not post it, do not put it in your thumbnail, and do not link to your merch. No excuse.

[Julia Reijonen @ambiverted_]

@mismach2 😉😄

[Julia Reijonen @ambiverted_]

Virgo, you're not fooling https://t.co/68Ybmuaweb lähteestä @Magiquiz