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[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

you accidentally sign up for quora when you're 12 and they'll send you emails when you're on your deathbed too. i fucking BLOCKED them, how am i still getting these??? i'm 20 years old please Let It Go

[miia @miiagarro]

ng| some things are only okay when i do it

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Free him

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

there are sentences being formed that haven’t been formed before

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[kat @yslnadi]

I hate that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

No one is full of more false hope than me in line to buy a new anti frizz conditioner thinking yes, this will be the one.

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

I broke a mug yesterday in my kitchen and I just swept it up and kept it moving.

And I wonder why our parents made so much fuss about breaking things when we were growing up.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[Randa 🧉 @rannnda]

they don’t tell you after age 25 that your instagram just turns into nonstop wedding content

[🪉🪽 @swvrain]

When i accidentally criticize organized religions around religious friends

[Unfunny @unfunnymeat]

court cases being called [blank] vs. [blank] is one of the hardest choices our political system has made

[Bothered Boy🏴🚩Back on my Bullsh*t @BotheredBoy]

Gonna steal $49.11 worth of bread from Loblaws so that I, as a Canadian citizen, get my fair share.

[grovy @grovymango]

I'm a fake ass canadian. Did not get that $49.11 bread class action lawsuit settlement

[johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

Might be the funniest video I’ve watched in a long time. Legit laughed out loud when he went for the scooter

[• @yducknow]

How it feels when you have a gift for someone but can't tell them.

[madi @luckygirldotcom]

I stalk everyone no one special i’m just a stalker

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

when a girl my age mentions her husband or kid