aj

pigeons , ping pong , pogo sticks

[aj @ambjenks]

@megparker20 this is a HUGE flex I love it

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

i thought the g spot was where all the homies hang out

[Olivia Carpenter @liv_carp23]

I know people say not to take stuff out of the toaster with metal utensils but honestly where’s the fun in that? It’s basically just the adult version of Operation

[aj @ambjenks]

you know what? I’ll say it. i LOVE meatloaf

[aj @ambjenks]

mom: “you know that cool thing where you high five but it’s with your knuckles?”

me: “… a fist bump?”

[aj @ambjenks]

“you’d be a really good jail girlfriend” okay!! thanks mikayla :)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Am thinking of starting new university:
Texas Institute of Technology & Science

[aj @ambjenks]

@0WITHASLASHTHRU thank you for being so brave & speaking out

[aj @ambjenks]

my worst habit is i’ll just randomly bark at people

[aj @ambjenks]

@mikmaacc “hangout”

[aj @ambjenks]

“I have this weird thing where I get a cramp in my heart”
um olivia let’s get that checked asap

[aj @ambjenks]

@Lapz17 dead serious, they’re so underrated

[aj @ambjenks]

call me dwight schrute but beets are a top 3 vegetable no question

[aj @ambjenks]

is he hot or does he just have a mustache???

[James @CaucasianJames]

bring back saying “hubba hubba” whenever u see a hot babe

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

When I turn 70 ima start doing crack idagf , y’all gone be in wheelchairs and have canes and ima be stanky leggin down the street

[aj @ambjenks]

decided to check who I have blocked on here and I just want to know: at what low point in my life did I deem the keebler elves worthy of blocking 😔

[mikayla ❁ @mikmaacc]

amber looks my dad straight in the eye and goes “why are you like this”

[aj @ambjenks]

“amber you’re like an ipad kid” 😔