steve ambler

Manager - Yours Music

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

What fucking joker put the charging port on the bottom of the Apple mouse? Sick sick humour

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

I eat Citymapper for breakfast!

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

Citymapper ain’t got shit on me!

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

A stitch in time keeps the doctor away

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

Actually, despite what you may think, I have no ill feelings towards that perfectly turned out family that turns up to the school gates not out of breath practicing their times tables

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

I recently posted a rather cocky tweet about picking the right size coffee lid. However, unfortunately this morning I messed up my omelette - which had been perfect for months. I’ll learn from this and work hard to get back on the track.

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

googles England shirt

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

@heythereitsber My word is my my proof, I’ll do it again, you’ll see!!

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

Picked up the right size coffee lid, so… pretty big deal nowadays

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

I dreamt that we hadn’t run out of kitchen roll. We have.

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

So many great options for a new leader to replace Boris, there’s errr, oooh erm gimme me a minute, hmmm ahhhhh so annoying, I’m sure I had a few I was thinking of, there was definitely one, errr

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

Ahhh West London…where coffee goes to die

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

I feel like there was me, and then me post lint roller.

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

My 4 year old dancing to Sonic Youth is a life peak

[Operation Every Band @OperEveryBand]

A snippet of @heythereitsber at Wasserman party Friday #SXSW

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

I’m going as Hank Chinaski #WorldBookDay

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

If Boris was busy telling us what to do, did anyone remember to tell Boris what to do? Nobody warned him?! God, we’re useless bunch of cretins, sorry big dog.

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

The announcer on the underground advising people to take the next train if the require a “hainault service” should be careful dropping h’s and t’s.

[steve ambler @amblernectar]

They should put Lego on the octagon floor in the @ufc, then we’ll see who’s really made of stronger stuff! #’uuuckssake!

[Walt Harris @thebigticket205]

Hey Mr. President it would be a honor if you would attend my fight! My world title campaign starts Dec. 7th in DC! Let me know! #44 @BarackObama 🇺🇸🏆💯