Amber Cataldi

homicidal lit thot

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

"Let's give each other matching "slut" stick n pokes on our asses" -Jack
(I nod in agreement)
#itsout

[𓌵 @phendetta]

communing w something

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

Ok

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

I remember a time before I could comprehend my trauma & I remember understanding music differently then. I like it better now, but at a price-- weird??

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

If I am not able to be by myself for at least 20 minutes within the next 2.33333 seconds I am going to shave my head

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

I am so stressed out that when I tried to leave a callback number for the oral surgeon my dentist referred me to, I FORGOT MY OWN PHONE NUMBER and struggled on the line for at least a full 45 seconds until my friend read it to me.
Alexa how do you delete someone else's voicemail

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

the DNC apparently wants everything to crash and burn- fuck it, push @JoeBiden through, but @BernieSanders is our lowest compromise possible
#guillotine2020

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

@jackarymccann U say 1 thing out of your mouth but your mouth says nacho otherwise in cheese

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

n a ch o 👀 c hee se . . . 🦶👄🦶

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

@jackarymccann U say while ur face drips in nacho

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

@jackarymccann Let’s get fake blood and have a hot gay photoshoot

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

From the archives- who’s ready to get slutty ????

[Amber Cataldi @ambociii]

@jackarymccann hi im ANhtony