amber

im not that bad

[amber @amboober]

@brookify what the fuck. what a joke. you have all the evidence in the world and they still won't take action. if you're still employed by ******** i would keep trying and you can DM me for advice bc I've been there

[amber @amboober]

@nickmserino is that my actual butt crack

[amber @amboober]

@spookyyybabyy @FernnDuarte aw you miss me

[amber @amboober]

@hausofspooky im in love with you

[Disco Witch @BitchTasty]

Being bisexual means eating both the drums AND the flats

[amber @amboober]

@FernnDuarte okay then do something about it??

[amber @amboober]

@FernnDuarte you're picked, see u there

[olive @oliveoaking]

we need to start talking about the male manipulator joke/respecting women/outcast comedian/male internet comedy genre to the irl abuser and misogynist pipeline….

[amber @amboober]

why did the writers of full house name both of the twins michelle

[amber @amboober]

getting a rejection email from a job you applied for months ago. first of all, i forgot all about you. second of all, that hurt my feelings.

[amber @amboober]

why does he do this

[amber @amboober]

here’s my first tweet! hoping my 2nd tweet goes viral.