Borgen

Started this acct to kill time during #coronavirus #lockdown. All my jokes are 100% serious. #goodtimes

[Borgen @amborgen]

@AOC I don't know what that's about but I will like it. :)

[Borgen @amborgen]

@eggy_boom Lol I know this rhetorical but I love ball. And NY is back, b. Bron-Star Game all day!!! 🏀 @kenanthompson

[Borgen @amborgen]

@CynthiaNixon @yuhline I wonder how the Gov's cancelcritics would feel if they knew that this smear campaign was being driven by Trump. 😂

It's a lose-lose no matter how you look at it.

[Borgen @amborgen]

@NYGovCuomo #'s keep getting better and better. Yes ok social distancing, but vaccinations are clearly working. Feels good. 👍

[Borgen @amborgen]

@CBSNews Hehe I ain't eating the virus. But I'll have me some vaccine pls thank u. 😋

[Borgen @amborgen]

@Bishamon33 @NYDailyNews @SlatteryNYDN @C_Sommerfeldt @LeonardGreene @NYDNPolitics @NYDNOpinions @NewsMaven @eglazarev @janieho16 Meh, it's Trump's ppl leading the smear campaign.

[Borgen @amborgen]

@maggieNYT Just like DJT talking about Pence. Lessons learned on the F train. 😂

[Borgen @amborgen]

@tedlieu @VP Respecfully, I disagree. It's just a reminder of how far everything is from the center.

[Borgen @amborgen]

@SJP Word. 2 for $5 at CVS or Rite-Aid on occasion. $ 3.99 at Whole Foods on the regular. Recipe for nutritional and financial well-being in Nyc. 😀

Also, banana slices in each bowl. Thank me later.

[Borgen @amborgen]

@CynthiaNixon @bradlander What we really need for Comptroller is someone whose Mayoral capabilities we want to test... bc that's what they're thinking too. 😂

[Borgen @amborgen]

@JakeSherman @leemzeldin @bresreports @PunchbowlNews Hahaha relax, New York's resurgence will be glorious. It's what we do. 🍾🥳🥂🙌

[Borgen @amborgen]

@devinmccall94 @MarciaPolas @teresawliao @MarkLevineNYC Technically, I believe "resident" (according to the state) means 183 days or more. If he can prove that, then he's eligible.

That said, there are a lot of moving parts and at some point it will depend on how well he can argue his case.

Good luck

[Borgen @amborgen]

@NPR I'm sure bishops are reading those complex scientific reports themselves. 😂

[Borgen @amborgen]

@melissavcomedy Lol all great. I vote #3. Defiant 👍

[Borgen @amborgen]

@AOC Also, ppl are busy. Less time to build relationships, forget about families.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The actual crisis is how entire generations are sunk w/inhumane levels of student debt, low incomes, high rent, no guarantee of healthcare & little action on climate change which creates a situation where feeling stable enough to have a kid can feel more like a luxury than a norm

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I've learned a few things in the past year.

[Borgen @amborgen]

@nbcsnl Lol cult shows 🔥

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

There’s one thing ladies love to do when they’re all alone

[Borgen @amborgen]

@CityLab @maggieNYT Even the phased reopening (now running 22/7) has already made a difference to me.

The last two hours are more symbolic than practical, but that symbolism is valuable here.

[Borgen @amborgen]

@AOC This is shameful.