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Like that girl you used to know, but worse. Failing at original romance over at @asnoweauthor.

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them: you should play music for your unborn baby that way they can recognize a specific song once they’re out in the world

me: hey Siri play “no hands” by wocka flocka flame

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As always, a huge thanks to everyone who nominated me, and to @ldymusyc for continuing to run such a delightful tradition.

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Nothing says Happy Holidays like a little sex pollen, right?

Happy Advent!

https://t.co/bTsFpzFlyZ

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@malpal132 i dont know nothin about nothin

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it's time

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@inadaze22 this is true. and from one menace to another, I do respect the drip

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I can usually ignore small typos, but come on

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@ldymusyc straight to jail

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reading a published romance novel where the author uses the word "unalived" in a serious context

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@Love_hate_01 i wish this was a joke. i still can't believe it, and I read through the section multiple times to make sure I wasn't hallucinating

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@wanderingfair I cringe at most slang in books because it feels so forced and unnatural (and quickly becomes outdated) but this literally made me stop, turn off my kindle, and walk away.

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@spicyxxpisces Us @ them

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@spicyxxpisces Lmao me and my thousands and thousands of dollars with of body art beg to differ but okay 👌

[tofu @rensaxon]

Sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot." Sorry again.

[i left again find me on bsky and tumblr @MsDeadfast]

fandoms are so serious nowadays like girl we are playing make believe we are inventing scenarios we are making our dolls kiss relax and have some whimsy

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@inadaze22 This was unnecessary

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@esscie_Eve noooooooooooooo

[Mab 🍄 - posting on ig and ao3 @catmintandthyme]

Anyone want age gap / older Draco with a beard? 👀

(If anyone wants to drabble, feel free!)