Literally can’t wait for Christmas. I can’t believe I’m the one sitting back watching them open presents smiling like yeah mommy (Santa) got you together
She felt sexually threatened because the men of the family wanted to rape the 6-year-old instead of her.
Not a joke. This is literally the third-world psychology.
Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don’t look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink.🤷♂️😂
Bad Bunny speaks about his Super Bowl performance in Spanish at end of SNL monologue:
“If you didn’t understand what I just said, you have 4 months to learn.”
The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!