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nooooooo

[A @ambsya]

In the season where if you cut me open I would bleed melted Mini Egg

[A @ambsya]

Kinky boots soundtrack well and truly stuck in my brain at all times and I still can’t remember my harmonies 🙂

[A @ambsya]

I wish you could listen to tenancy agreements like a podcast because 22 pages of “you’re not allowed to do anything fun in your new home” is a bit boring tbh

[A @ambsya]

“We’ve not even got our nugs yet and we’ve already had the alcoholic dad and the flaps” - Kell Adams 2023

[A @ambsya]

My boyfriend couldn’t sleep so he got up early to go to the gym and came back with breakfast and a latte for me and put @maisiehpeters on the speaker to wake me up in the best way, happy happy Friday 🥰

[Danny Ratcliffe @DannyRatcliffe]

@evanrosskatz

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

well it’s over

[A @ambsya]

Maybe I should have taken part in dry January because I actually cannot handle the insane anxiety I get the day after drinking. Was a lovely evening nothing went wrong had a lot of fun. Why do I feel like I’ve ruined my life then???

[A @ambsya]

Ry: you can’t bite!
El: well I don’t want to suck it

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

Quite enjoyed me time off over Christmas. Shall we all quit our jobs

[ian @itsianraymond]

me pretending to work between thanksgiving and new years

[A @ambsya]

“That was good wasn’t it? Once I got the throat involved” - Ry Houston 2022

[Reed @reedlikeabook_]

Rihanna booking the Super Bowl halftime show then realizing she’ll have to spend the weekend in Glendale Arizona

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

strongly relate to the honey cake’s needs

[A @ambsya]

My boyfriend coming to tell me he’s thrown up after drinking all my strawberry gin while I was sleeping

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

When you find out Evri are the courier responsible for the delivery of your parcel x

[A @ambsya]

Can’t believe my CO came over my desk to tell me I look bored and I burst into tears in front of him lmfao

[A @ambsya]

My boyfriend writing a presentation about himself for a job interview and every five seconds giving me Alyssa Edwards energy

[Thimble Drive™ @ThimbleDrive]

Alyssa Edwards writing comedy challenge Detox Rupaul’s drag race season 5