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Do I owe it to others to define myself or can I just say that I'm human? •They/Them•

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Denial is so funny I thought I was straight for 15 years.

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the sound of electric cars gives me an overwhelming sense of doom

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i love angry women

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RIP Bahama Breeze Tyngsboro

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If you've ever gone to Bahama Breeze on your birthday and your desert said Hidiwksn Bfjekamd on it in mango sauce then I'm sorry.

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my dad confessed that the inspiration for my middle name was from a Billy Joel song about a boat

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im sick of pretending to enjoy nachos

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the world would be a better place with age-inclusive swing sets but instead we live in capitalist hell where adult joy is only acceptable if it is purchased or productive

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now accepting applications for crushes whose favorite books are under 1000 pages and whose favorite artists have fewer than 14 albums bc i don't have time for this

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i love the part of having a crush on someone where i want to listen to the music they like and read their favorite books

it's not enough to just know what they enjoy; let me experience it, too

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should my favorite (but ridiculous) dress see the light of day ???

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having a first date at funspot sounded like a good idea until i ran into not one, not two, but three of the middle aged men i play with in pinball league

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expanded my age range on tinder to 40 and the number of motorcycle pictures went up 400%

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i love when passions just pop up out of nowhere

like??? why the fuck am i obsessed with pinball????? lol

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there are two other people at the public library wearing melanzannas one of us has gotta change this is embarrassing

[𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐡 @kwameaddoobiri_]

There is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version

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intuition never lies !!!!

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

Sorry Lol I forgot to be closed off and elusive and mysterious . I just can't stop pouring out my heart and speaking from a place of raw honesty and vulnerability

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

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eating my words and they taste awful

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When guests ask me, "Oh do you live around here?" Nah, I commute 2hrs to work...
??????? Yes I live close to were I work????????

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i love the part of having a crush on someone where i want to listen to the music they like and read their favorite books

it's not enough to just know what they enjoy; let me experience it, too