ambs

snacking is my passion. also d&d and anime. a she/they (bi)tch. #khaleesivosi

[ambs @amburger_17]

I need to have this as an auto-reply when you text me plz

[bridget 🌸🐝 @wholemilkbitch]

i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[ash ☭ Ⓥ 🔻🇵🇸 @ashpraxis_]

i no longer can even do the bare minimum at work anymore

[ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal]

every deadline is either 3 weeks away (irrelevant) or in 20 minutes (crisis). there is no in between

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Everyday in September U wake up in a cold sweat like omfg who’s birthday is it

[C🇨🇮🐘 @chaka_________]

There are 5-6 secret additional hours between 1 and 3 am if you know how to do it correctly. This will take years off your life and make you look and feel like shit but also it is peak Going On The Computer Time

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels after you calm down

[ambs @amburger_17]

@Autumnizumi13 so we’re saying if I go vegetarian I can have muscles like his? ok got it

[erika @yeeeerika]

see how much happier everyone is when we have monday off? much to consider

[estelle ☁️ @satorusgroove]

‘i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy’ do you guys even have real enemies

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#IDontEvenReallyCare #ItDoesntEvenAffectMeFr #NotBothered #Whatever #DontMindIt #Lol

[ambs @amburger_17]

this in the background of my teams call

[Meccha Japan @mecchaJP]

POV: Life-size Psyduck is your new roommate. 💛 “Who’s paying the rent?” 👀

#Pokemon #Psyduck #Cute

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my whimsy

[effy 💮 @oreokidlol17]

the grease in ur hair seeps into ur skull and whispers evil things & when u shower it goes away & u feel better

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

(Crying, Nauseous, Terrified, Shaking) I need to make a List

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

when the Feel Very Very Bad Disorder makes u feel very very bad but if u talk about the Feel Very Very Bad Disorder u feel guilty & embarrassed so u just continue to feel very very very bad

[ambs @amburger_17]

children in my new neighborhood have not figured out that there is a difference between “playtime” scream vs “significant bodily injury” scream

[tess ☆ @nebuIastarlight]

we gotta get a new grim reaper what the fuck is this guy doing. who hired this dude

[ambs @amburger_17]

there is nothing like applying to a new job when it comes to obliterating every last ounce of patience you have left for the current one

[cleo ✿ @Iosersexual]

“5 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 5 job offers. hell, imagine ONE job offer