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When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.

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@ChickfilA we know you changed the fries. Stop lyin

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@NYKJoestar @FrankShallow @TickPick The dog has nothing to do with this anime boy. Back off

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Hey there @mattrife if you have any face value tickets I can buy from you for your show I’m August in AC, lmk. Let’s cut out the middle man here.

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Gotta say I didn’t have “Canadian forest fire smoke” on my 2023 bingo card.

Really anything goes anymore.

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11am and I’ve consumed all my snacks and lunch

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@lifeoftrishxo Save this tweet so in 4 years you can laugh at it as you run out of elf ideas and it’s only 10 days in.

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Me calling the police after my Irish potato’s didn’t have coconut in them

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@vickyssecrett Lmao wait I saw that. Like if you got room who cares???

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@leannecrouse_

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I’ll eat Cadbury mini eggs until I go into diabetic shock

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Is @elonmusk ok???

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Nobody:
My mom: Valentimes Day

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I am so annoying me with this new instagram feature. And I don’t care. Unfollow me plz.

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I’m getting desperate for Leanne to have her baby so I’ve just started googling random shit to try to speak it into existence

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My kids are perfect for each other. I order 2 kids meals and one eats both French fries and the other eats all the 10 chicken nuggets . You’ll never guess who eats what

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So who is in charge of this time change bullshit. Because I’ve just about had enough of it

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@gabagoolgurl

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@gabagoolgurl Back up

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@HVRanch can you explain this false dip advertisement?

What you said it’ll look like vs what it looks like mixed

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Nobody:

Me: I could go for a @ChickfilA peppermint chip shake.

How many in a week is too many? Asking for a friend