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im actually really funny but my follower count doesn’t reflect that

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These closed captions are absolutely sending me @trixiemattel @katya_zamo

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I would love a Snatch Game where @katya_zamo plays Juliette Lewis

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Absolutely insane that you can buy a billboard and put shit like “execution by mothers choice” on it

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Watching Wild Wild Country and though I don’t normally side with cults, watching the US government try to nab them by talking about how they “violate the constitutional separation of church and state” seems a LITTLE on the nose

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Can’t believe I downloaded the Reddit app on the day of the blackout

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Made the leap and bought mom jeans

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I wonder what a therapist would think of my unstable ass

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IT HAS BEEN A DAY AND I AM GOING TO DRINK A HARD SPARKLING WATER RIGHT NOW

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@Daniiideez It’s true, I wanted more as well. RIP Emma stone’s Gwen Stacy 😢

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@Daniiideez Emma Stone is my Gwen Stacy 🙌

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@Daniiideez

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2006 me is SCREAMING

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m VERY excited to show you the back cover of Speak Now (my version) including the vault tracks and collaborations with Hayley Williams from @paramore and @falloutboy. Since Speak Now was all about my songwriting, I decided to go to the artists who I feel influenced me most powerfully as a lyricist at that time and ask them to sing on the album. They’re so cool and generous for agreeing to support my version of Speak Now. I recorded this album when I was 32 (and still growing up, now) and can’t wait to unveil it all to you on July 7th. https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH

📷: Beth Garrabrant

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Dr. Evil is the funniest villain in cinematic history

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@Daniiideez

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@OntarioParks @OntarioParks quoting @taylorswift13 is everything

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@foolofatook88 I’m entering my Babar era

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Whenever I wear pink and gray, I feel like an elephant

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I’m gonna drink a fuckin’ BEER

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Hits Different is giving me like late 90’s-early 2000’s California Summer pop vibes and it slaps 👏 @taylorswift13

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Why do I keep writing 2022 on things