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[ambydillo @ambydillo]

I had a dream I was part of an intergalactic team of heroes but I spent so long choosing an ice cream flavour in the spaceship cafeteria that they saved the world without me. I went with Rocky Road 🍨🤦🏽‍♀️

[Ms Rose Grandson @Jeezy318_]

Idc the ocean the scariest shit on earth

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm kind of jealous they make cat trees but not human trees. Let me climb into a little hut near my ceiling.

[squirrel @WinnieThePooj13]

asking a hot girl with IBS why she’s running late is a HIPAA violation

[I Hate Jack Berger @Venusofdetroit]

Menstrual symptoms can really be debilitating. Why doesn’t it qualify for time off work yet?

[heather @anchorlines]

something i've been thinking about is the flexibility and dignity remote work allows people with mental illness

[prance @bocxtop]

*watching a billionaire above me burn 300 gallons of fuel flying to applebees* oh no i didn't bring my own bag to the store

[Selten. @Selten__]

Being able to only focus on college while in college

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

I don't want to tell billionaires how they should or shouldn't use their money.

I want society to be structured in such a way that single individuals never become so wealthy as to have the power to singlehandedly alter the course of society on a whim.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I don’t think I have anger issues. I think mfs just need to stop making me angry

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

Africa - the entire continent - is responsible for only 3.8% of global greenhouse gas emissions

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Imagine if we had spent the last 20 years fighting global warming instead of in Afghanistan.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The LAPD confiscated a guy's fireworks, blew them all up so dangerously in a residential area that it injured 17 people and damaged homes, and the only person going to court right now is the guy they took them from.

[NativeBrotha.bsky.social: Support Odenong Powwow @NativeBrotha]

Dude said, "Be thankful that they only come for your statues, when you came for their babies." And I felt that.

[Dr. Jessica Hernandez @doctora_nature]

Seattle was named after Chief Si’ahl. Seattle is not how you pronounce Si’ahl. Yet Chief Si’ahl died not being able to ever step foot in Seattle bc of Ordinance No. 5 that made it unlawful for Indigenous people to own property or come within city limits.