Amber

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Here is a painting I did of Jacob Rees-Mogg as an inflamed appendix

[• @Bentono10]

So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

So glad the railways were privatised – for £60, I’m crammed in a vestibule without a seat on a delayed train, safe in the knowledge that billions have been paid out to shareholders rather than being invested to improve the service or pay workers more.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Enjoy my month, everyone. #May

[Amber @ambykeds]

@sammy_ahren @DanKedem1 Dan will be having eggs in salt water AND an Easter egg!! Eggs all round

[Amber @ambykeds]

@sammy_ahren @DanKedem1 Because why have 1 boiled egg in salt water when you can have 2! Happy pesach 😁

[Amber @ambykeds]

@sammy_ahren @DanKedem1 He is having 2 boiled eggs in salt water and lots of matzah!

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

The whole thing is a pyramid scheme: "spend £££ on the things I get for free, or paid to promote, and you can ascend to the level where that happens for you too!"

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

I, for one, did not see it coming that a woman whose £500k branding deal is built on the backs of garment workers paid £3.50 an hour, might have horrific views on poverty and social mobility.

[Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov]

Citations in thread: https://t.co/RZJpvcgZpQ

[Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov]

So JK Rowling can write Jewish goblins with Orthodox sidelocks as greedy owners of a bank covered with Jewish stars into Harry Potter and be considered an ally to Jews but Emma Watson says she cares about Palestinians and is called an antisemite. Checks out.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Pleased to premiere my new advert for @Shell in which I play CEO Ben Van Beurden repeatedly shitting out of his mouth.

[ANUBIS @AnubisFinch]

BLOODY ‘ELL why is it SO cold in Leeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Turn the heating on love, christ x

[Amber @ambykeds]

@DanKedem1 You’ll have to ask Kenan to leave his Kuffiyeh to you in writing

[Emma Dolan @JustMissEmma]

I can’t cope with the disappointment in his face when he realises he’s been caught!! 😭

GIVE HIM ALL THE FOOD!

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

are these the squid games yall talking about

[rex🕸️ @badpearlcoven]

the spider on my wall after i spray it with hairspray #DragRaceUK