amber

feeling rather groovy like a $2 movie

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[amber @ambzz__]

lol you don’t even know your own military and their roles please rewrite

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Can anyone tell me why the @usairforce Honor Guard is carrying the casket of racist and bigot Charlie Kirk?

He never served in the military. What a disgrace.

The college dropout who made a living saying vile things about Americans is not a martyr, he’s a casualty of his own words.

I hope Charlie is rotting in hell with Rush Limbaugh.

Signed,
SrA Ryan Shead

[ScreenGeek @RealScreenGeek]

Brittany Daniel in 'Joe Dirt' (2001)

[amber @ambzz__]

Listened to my boyfriend about ONE stock now I’m in the negative

[amber @ambzz__]

Does ur local liquor man offer u free shots of cognac

[amber @ambzz__]

Why did I name my dog my favorite name like now if I have kids I can’t use the name. Dumb 19 yr old ideas

[amber @ambzz__]

MY SHAYLAAAAA

[amber @ambzz__]

Instead of celebrating her birthday with family or even just her husband, she chose to go on a girls night with her bestfriend and at 61 that is such a VIBE

[amber @ambzz__]

My boyfriend’s trying to teach me how to cook and it’s not going welll!

[amber @ambzz__]

My boyfriends family calls me ambs 🥹

[amber @ambzz__]

How did I end up with a man who’s a homemade chef like cooking for me is your love language and it’s gourmet!?!

[amber @ambzz__]

I’m on so many meds the mean pharmacist tech doesn’t even ask for my name anymore

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Joe Biden just did something that Donald Trump is humanly incapable of doing: He put his country first.

[َ @nykball]

this was supposed to be his espresso

[amber @ambzz__]

Taco Bell just gave a big check to one of our non-profits only a true Baja blast hero supports their community

[amber @ambzz__]

Tried to play sims again girl done got pregnant baby daddy DIED found a new man and then had TWINS lawd

[gab @f1ghtmi1k]

tb to when Macaulay Culkin had to make a post stating that he wasn’t Rickety Cricket

[amber @ambzz__]

My bf asked if I wanted the “circle dryer thing” for my birthday oh you mean the $600 DYSON AIRWRAP!?!