Amy McBrayer

I sing songs. I tell stories.

[Amy McBrayer @amcbray]

The way this looks like a Deadline casting announcement with their headshots lol

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater have broken up, TMZ reports.

(https://t.co/7aavapu66M)

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

As a straight man Love Island doesn’t hit unless you’re being forced to watch it at gunpoint by a pretty girl

[Amy McBrayer @amcbray]

Harry styles breaking up with you after 3 years and then getting engaged within 8 months

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

These photos of Olivia Wilde are roughly 8 or so years apart.

Someone please explain to me how this is possible.

What causes this??

[Amy McBrayer @amcbray]

@flower4taylor Charlotte Lawrence and her boyfriend Andrew watt are next to beck

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Remember in social studies when you’d look at all the old fascist war propaganda and you thought, wild that people were actually energized by this shit when it was all so transparently cringe

[Amy McBrayer @amcbray]

If you know what lhh is you have mental illness (me)

[han 🪩 @hrrymyfriend]

i can hear lhh in american girls

[Amy McBrayer @amcbray]

And he was fucking right

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

this was my deuxmoi

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

we’ll meet again and not in person but in everything you and i loved

[Amy McBrayer @amcbray]

Meghan McCain what do you know about Le Bain 2016

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

@maxwelltani Le Bain… what is this 2016

[Amy McBrayer @amcbray]

She says Culver City like it’s Gotham, meanwhile I’m buying smoothies at Erewhon and popping into the Salt and Straw on the main avenue 😂

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

Culver City is quite nice what is this crazy lady on about

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

A thread of MAGA protesting with guns and not getting murdered for it...

Arizona, November 2020

[Amy McBrayer @amcbray]

Read community note. They are digitally altering images of citizens to push a narrative. They are altering reality in front of our eyes in broad daylight. This should terrify everyone.

[Amy McBrayer @amcbray]

Hey um?

[US Homeland Security News @defense_civil25]

God Bless America!! 🇺🇸

[Amy McBrayer @amcbray]

Hilarious take, all things considered don’t you think

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is pure evil for people to stop the arrest of child predators

[Amy McBrayer @amcbray]

You’re not even being subtle anymore @elonmusk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💯

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@ezraklein: “What is, to you, the ‘rage economy’?”

@JamesTalarico: “The billionaires own the algorithms and the news networks. They have created for-profit platforms that divide us on an hourly basis — by party, by race, by gender, by religion. They elevate the most extreme voices very strategically to provoke our outrage, because that leads to more clicks, which leads to more money for them.

They are selling us conflict right into our bloodstream, and they’re calling it connection.

And I think it’s left people starving for actual community.”

[Amy McBrayer @amcbray]

Hey babe. Illegals can’t vote. Hope this helps!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is a simple matter of incentives.

Illegals, both illegally and eventually legally, vote for the party that supports illegals, which is the Democratic Party.

Democrat activists will therefore fight like hell to keep them in the country, as it is their path to power.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

unpopular opinion: i think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.