Austin McCabe

Who do you think you are? I am!

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Just got off a call with a childhood friend

His wife has cancer, it took 5 months to wipe out 20 years of his life savings and that was with insurance.

He said the experience has turned him into a hateful, bitter person. They did everything they were told.

They went to college, got degrees, avoided credit card debt, spent wisely, saved a nice chunk of money in savings accounts and retirement accounts and minded their own business.

The USA healthcare system took all of their savings and retirement and forced them to refinance their house so that they lost 15 years of equity.

Is this a country we are supposed to be proud of? I hate this system and anyone that defends it.

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[U.S. Marines @USMC]

Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him.

Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty.

We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway.

Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps.

Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine.

#USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis

[ESPN @espn]

Martial arts grandmaster and action star Chuck Norris has died, his family said in a statement. He was 86.

Norris was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middleweight Karate champion. He founded the United Fighting Arts Federation, as well as a style of karate sometimes known as Chun Kuk Do.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

WE ALL MISS THIS ESPN.

😢😢😢

Kids these days do not understand.
https://t.co/CsYeGW0Wgd

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

LEEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNS

[Prints.and.the.Revolution @PrintsandtheRev]

Hank Jr magdumping a levergat mid-concert is wild

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Shut up and take my money 💰

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

He used the Jedi mind trick on her. 😂

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

I think you have to transfer schools if this happens

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

evanescence perfoming ‘bring me to life’ in 2003

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s all about Jesus.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

If we want things to change, it's 100% necessary to politicize the senseless murder of Iryna Zarutska because it was politics that allowed a savage monster with 14 priors to be free on the streets to kill her.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“Ohh look at me, I have a rocket arm and look like I was built in a lab. I live in sunny Los Angeles, have long flowy blonde hair, make $60M a year and am dating Madison Beer”

Fuck you.

[Riki @biconicwomann]

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

[Austin McCabe @amccabe12]

@summmerlee_ @kaitreinhardt Still don’t wanna talk