AMcCarson

I think about doing things, and then get bored/frustrated by these things. Subsequently, I play too many video games and watch River Monsters.

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

Twitter self-exile reinstated. #GregressBetterThanGrexit #NewGannett #CarbBasedProgress

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

Also, the Greek exit of the Euro zone should be called the Gregress (Greek egress). Grexit is lazy, less fun to say. #gregress #newgannett

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

Nerf guns are so old Gannett, pretzels are the furture #NewGannett #CarbBasedProgress

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

@BenLovati The late night grunting and yelling is your daughter's way to remind you who is in charge. Classic power play. #miniLexLuthor

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

@BenLovati Just saw @gordontheintern walking and talking on the Circle Downtown. Jealous?

[William Gibson @GreatDismal]

"Comparing navies past and present by size is asinine; we have ships that are capable of independently ending human history." --smart friend

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Jim Lehrer: "Miss, I-I'd like to order..."
Waitress: "SHUT UP NERD I'M NOT FINISHED WITH THE SPECIALS"
- at a diner tomorrow #debate

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

@BenLovati Also, I am going to go ahead and trademark these now #funzerk #funzerker #funzerking Hire me or else @GearboxSoftware

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

@BenLovati First tweets about being old at a wedding, and now pro-Browns tweets? I fear the release you feel once back on Pandora. #gunzerk

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

A youth behind me is dressed as an understudy from the Crossfire commercial from the mid-nineties. Too young for history to repeat itself.

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

@BenLovati The only kind of love you should have for Demolition Man involves a weird VR headset on you and on a DVD copy of Demolition Man.

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

@BenLovati I was going to send you that video. Best Punisher on screen since Denzel Washington in "Man on Fire."

[Al Swearengen @SwearengenCD]

I've got no fucking problem with a postmortem. I've wanted to kill you cocksuckers for fucking months now.

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

@BenLovati My legs are too nice to hide behind full length jeans or cargo shorts. #AwkwardButYouAreWelcome

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

@BenLovati Well, great. Thanks a lot. Your hash tag made me terror shit myself . I hope you are happy. #ThoseWereMyGoodJorts

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

@BenLovati Well, all the better to keep those energy-drink hopped-up youths from running wild all over Cleveland #YouthsAreTerrifying

[AMcCarson @AMcCarson]

@BenLovati Was your school constructed atop some ancient burial ground? That throws off my 4G sometimes.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to space garbage.