Andre McDanger

| Some awkward dude that can become friends with almost anyone | 24 |

[Andre McDanger @amcdanger]

Thinking about Obama...

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[Andre McDanger @amcdanger]

Me: "Sam, how is that drink?"
Sam: "L I M E."

[Andre McDanger @amcdanger]

"I think I'm getting bunions."
~ Samantha May

[ry🍊 @chittaphonkan]

I was trying to get the korok :(

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Saw this pop up online, i forgot i made this. I’m the fucking greatest

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

This is what peak male performance looks like

[Andre McDanger @amcdanger]

*Referring to a lifesaver*
"Can I have whatever is in your mouth?"
~Samantha May

[Andre McDanger @amcdanger]

"I pooped at the restaurant. I feel good."
~Samantha May

[Andre McDanger @amcdanger]

" How would you like to smell hot peanut butter?"
~ Samantha May

[Andre McDanger @amcdanger]

*Crying in pain*
"Is my leg still muscular?"
~Samantha May

[Andre McDanger @amcdanger]

"He was talking inside my mouth."
~ Samantha May

[Andre McDanger @amcdanger]

"Dere was a bug in my toilet. I peed on it."
~ Samantha May

[cartoon songs that go hard @cartoonsonghard]

Alien Heart - Phineas and Ferb

[Pokémon Brainrot @PkmnBrainrot]

gimmighoul gabaghoul

[Andre McDanger @amcdanger]

Sam trying to ask if someone has a spouse:
"Does she have a person???"