Sam Scott

@amcottsam

Man on the edge of a nervous breakthrough

Joined March 2012

89 Following

16 Followers

6 Posts

almost 12 years ago

"2 cheeseburgers, please?" Sure, says the server. Anything else? Yeah, one without onions? Sure. Which one? #fastfood #stupidpeople

almost 12 years ago

Once #ALS has collected donations for the #IceBucketChallenge it'll be able to pay off the hosepipe ban fines. #droughtshaming @mattdamon_

about 12 years ago

Just went to #kmart to make a complaint. They said, You should go to IKEA. They have way better stuff. Verbatim. @DesignByIKEA #ikea

over 12 years ago

Boycotting Sochi Olympics. Largest redistribution of public funds to private billionaires since the US invaded Iraq. #RealSports

almost 13 years ago

It's not about who you know. It's about who knows you.

over 14 years ago

So...I'm supposed to say something epic here? Then what?