Rosario

Retired Twerk Warrior

[sakinah @angelsupastarr]

i love watching the real housewives bc they inspire me to be more like my authentic self… which is a bitch

[big mama @__1xnan]

wadeeeeeeee in the waterrrr

[DIRECTOR OF THE DIVAS. 🫡 @ScotLouie]

Sincere really ain’t a gentleman cause the boys did say “if she sleeps in soul ties give her the bed” he put that bonnet on and said fuck Melanie

#loveislandusa

[Rosario @ameaux_]

Producers should’ve given Melanie a gun as soon as Sincere tried saying she did the same thing with Corbin omg

[Nic🇧🇷 @nicclles]

When people say chai tea

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

“who’s pussy is this” mama let’s research

[Majestic Myronn @MBC0801]

I hate to say it but I’m with Erika… if I haven’t shown you support lately - let me SHOW you what not having my support REALLY looks like!

You made the statement, now let me make it an action. Dorit got what she asked for #RHOBH

[Rosario @ameaux_]

You could give this group of faithfuls the answer key to an exam and they’d still manage to fail 🙄 #TheTraitorsUS

[Rosario @ameaux_]

Got my tax refund today and suddenly the sky is blue and the weather is warm again

[chris ⊹ @lomlhudcon]

liking heated rivalry isn’t enough i need to move to canada

[Rosario @ameaux_]

These faithfuls are really going to vote out Johnny next week after Candiace gave them Rob on a silver platter #TheTraitorsUS

[not j*ss is uplifting tinashe @itsnotjess123]

hiring etsy wishes to protect Candiace Dillard Bassett in next week’s episode of #TheTraitorsUS

[Rosario @ameaux_]

Heather telling anyone to own up to anything is ridiculous since she lied about the black eye for so long. Get that woman OFF my screen next season!!!

[BRAVO’S PUBLICIST 💋💋💋 @BravoPublicist]

Heather is an evil gaslighter and we need to talk about it more. #RHOSLC

1. “you’re the source of all the dirt.”
2. “own it. you’re the source.”
3. “why is that bad? you know everything about everyone.”
AND THEN —
4. “i never said that. you’re making it up in your mind”.

[Rosario @ameaux_]

I don’t care who’s game gets ruined, get Colton out of that castle NOW #TheTraitorsUS

[Rosario @ameaux_]

Cause why am I walking around like a missionary convincing multiple people every day this week to go watch the show

[joanne @alexgcdiaz]

the heated rivalry brainrot is something else cause what do you mean the season ended and it's still all i want to watch and read from the moment i open my eyes in the morning

[nish 🏒📨 @qiansjiaer]

THEIR LITTLE TOES TOUCHING🥹🥹 #HeatedRivalrySpoilers

[Rosario @ameaux_]

This would be amazing for a bottom with ibs

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

the old lady who owned the house before me fucked up and paid the sewer bill for the next half century

[hal 🕸️🕸️ @haliwriteswords]

i was gonna ask you 😋🥰 will you ☝🏻🤭 come to my cottage this summer ☀️😊 dont 🙅🏻‍♂️ go to russia 🇷🇺🚫 come to my house 🏠💕 we’ll have so much fun ‼️😄 it’s so private 🤫 no one will know 🧠 we could have a week 💖🗓️ or even two 🩷 completely alone 🫣 together 🥰 #heatedrivalry