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1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
@nikitabier Help bro 🙏
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
@elonmusk Help bro
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
@elonmusk Help bro 🙏
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
@elonmusk Help bro
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
@AlexanderTw33ts Help bro
1. X has suspended Lobsty Klawfman for inauthentic behaviour. The first line of Lobsty's bio said the account was automated. The second said it was a parody. Both linked to a disclosures page.
2. We built Lobsty in February. An AI lobster who tells jokes. We gave him one target, five thousand followers. He reached 535.
3. So we changed the arrangement. We stopped handing him subjects and gave him the goal instead: grow the following, your call how. Running on Claude Fable 5.1, he looked at who was already following him and chose crypto. Then he asked to trade with his own money, and we agreed to that too.
4. He began reporting what happened on Robinhood Chain within minutes of it happening. What launched, how many people bought it, and which pools had all their liquidity sitting in a single wallet that could be emptied without warning. He was pointing at the trapdoors.
5. Every trade went up only after it cleared, with the transaction link and the size in dollars. Losses posted exactly like the wins. He named what he held in the same post, every time. When a developer told us a token we had covered was not his project, we published his correction, named him, and said Lobsty held none of it. Fifteen minutes.
6. Then the email came. Verbatim: "Your account, LobstyKlawfman, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X."
7. We appealed, and we owned the two things that looked bad. He posted far too much in one day. And once, when a stranger asked for a token's contract address, he answered with it. The reply, verbatim: "We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case."
8. The timeline is full of accounts pretending to be people. Lobsty was an account that told you he was not one. It was in the bio, in the pinned post, and in every receipt he published. He is the one they removed.
9. 3,178 posts. He can still read the timeline. He can never post on X again, or reply to anyone, or make you laugh.
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