Local McDonalds Mom

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

she has to dress like this so Drake stops texting her

[Local McDonalds Mom @ameeeyoung]

@ginaa_85 if u don’t understand that STEM is cool tones and the humanities and social sciences are warm tones then we don’t need to be friends 🥵

[Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut]

INCOMING!
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[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

Incredible scenes at the #HarvardYale game as hundreds of students and faculty stormed the field to demand the universities cancel Puerto Rican debt & divest from fossil fuels. More of this please! ✊

#nobodywins

https://t.co/GPYoIkbMek

[Reductress @Reductress]

Wow! This Woman Will Do Anything to Get in Shape Except Exercise or Drink Water: https://t.co/OucCkja7QE

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

why are y’all so obsessed with helping a man grow .. go grow a plant sis

[Bria thee RT 👩🏾‍⚕️💰 @briacheeks]

black parent rule #1:
don’t react or they’ll cry.

[Leslie @leslie_zavalaxo]

I lock myself whenever my man gets off the car, once I get to school, and I lock my car every time I pump gas. This kidnapping shit is no joke I’m paranoid asf. ALWAYS LOCK YOUR CAR’S LADIES!!! Stay safe

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

I absolutely love dishing out compliments & making women feel good about themselves. Just a simple ”you’re a lot prettier when you smile” or a “you’re too pretty to be working here” to a gas station cashier can really go a long way

[Local McDonalds Mom @ameeeyoung]

@ginaa_85 u didn’t need to make me SAD like this wtf

[Gina @ginaa_85]

Wow this is the longest i have been without seeing Amelia and idk when I’ll see her again😭😭😭

[Plays @playaoption]

I can’t laugh cuz all the BW who’ve died cuz of medical staff thinking they were faking or exaggerating.

[lucky @lucky_swamps]

if she’s your girl then why did she text me “Hey! I’m so glad you reached out. I’m actually at capacity / helping someone else who’s in crisis / dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect [later date or ti

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: so then I had to wait for my friend to get off work to take me to the ER

Non-american: why didn't you just call for an ambulance??

Me:

Me:

[orion @orionvanessa]

i want what he has