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Ameen أمير King | #NYLiberty | #ThunderUp R.I.P. Spencer 🤽🏼‍♂️🏊🏽‍♂️

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

“Looks like my summer vacation is… over.” -R

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

We changed your broke life

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Instagram decided to roll out a new “Muse AI” feature, that lets users create AI images based on people’s Instagram photos.

Then they opted in EVERYONE with a public account

To opt out:
Click your profile picture
3 bars in the top right
scroll down to "Sharing and reuse"
Toggle off for both Posts and for Reels

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

I hope everyone sees where this is going

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

what are we doing here

[🤷🏽‍♂️ 🇧🇲 @ameentheking]

@NJTRANSIT_ME Bus is stuck in the ice. Not running

[Aaron 🚀 @AaronPKP]

“Show me someone who’s okay with losing, and I’ll show you a loser”

🕊️

[Flock @TheFlockIsHot]

legitimately how do you prepare for this

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

BREAKING: @MoodysRatings just gave us a credit rating upgrade from A1 to Aa3 — the NINTH credit upgrade of our Administration. Before we took office, New Jersey had 11 consecutive credit rating downgrades.

Our relentless focus on fiscal responsibility is saving taxpayers money. https://t.co/aE8Ibw2CrA

[smi @smino]

NIGGA .

[Tina Sieben @wnbawife]

Me when I bag my wnba wife finally

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

I got my 2026 renewal rates for my NYL courtside seats. Before playoffs, I paid 19,174 for two seats. The increase will be $1575 a ticket for 22 regular season games. $34,650 a seat. $69,300 for two. All not including playoff prices yet. Your girl has officially been priced out.

[WNBA @WNBA]

THERE GOES THE WIZARD 🪄

Marine Johannès works her magic and drains the triple to make it a 4-PT game!

LAS-NYL | League Pass

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Irregardless' is a word.

[NJ TRANSIT @NJTRANSIT]

🎫 NJ TRANSIT customers using the NJ TRANSIT Mobile App can “Buy One, Get One” to bring a friend by purchasing four one-way tickets between the same origin and destination! 🎫

Details at https://t.co/I00UvlHvPd

[khi @khimvp]

Been a Thunder fan all my life and witnessed

- 2012 Finals loss
- 3-1 blown lead against GSW
- “Playoff P”
- Lu Dort turnover in Game 7
- 2021-23 drought
- PJ Washington magnets

I just pray the suffering will end today 💔

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE'S RICH😭😭😭