Allison.

Blossoming wildlife biologist 🌸

[Allison. @amelchex]

i love any and all opportunities to show my favorite wildlife. happy earth day everyone 🏔

[erika @yeeeerika]

when your email can't find me

[Rhe @BigSwissQueso]

Outlook outage on a Thursday afternoon

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.

[mimi @mariasrainer]

their season is coming

[Dj Omega Mvp @DjOmegaMVP]

She gave the VP a good fucking question and here is the VP talking about ass. This administration got nothing to offer the American people.

[julia @juumelo_]

“any thoughts?” no I’m trying to cut back actually

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

you're laughing? I have been so fortunate as to be distinguished by the patronage of Lady Catherine de Bourgh and you're laughing?

[Allison. @amelchex]

what circle of hell is it when you can bet on election results

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps:

-It’s ‘sleight of hand’
-It’s ‘bated breath’
-It’s ‘lo and behold’
-It's 'buck naked'
-It’s ‘brass tacks’
-It’s ‘free rein’
-It’s ‘toe the line'

[AT @primediscussion]

People are confused. It’s not just that I don’t want to watch a public execution (I wont). I don’t want anyone to watch one. I don’t want anyone to be able to. It’s a matter of collective moral psychology and civic culture. You people despise the other countries who do this.

[mo @faerymo]

"women became feminists because of social media"

me at 8 years old when i noticed that well behaved girls kept getting placed next to the naughty disruptive boys in class to ‘manage’ their behaviour

[Tony D'Orazio @TonyForLP]

“I am vehemently opposed to a public execution by firing squad” is not the same thing as “I support the mass shooter.”

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[Sooner Source @Sooner_Source]

Translated: Trump wants to use taxpayer dollars to renovate his West Palm Beach golf club.

[james stout @jamesstout]

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command

[¡@ñ🌵 (Cooper Flagg propagandist) @ian37882]

Kids don’t get free lunch at school because “it’s not really free it comes from taxes!” but then the taxes just go to stuff like this

[Nostalgic 90s @90stalgic]

Forget AI slop, bring back whatever this was

[John Delaney 🇺🇸 @JohnDelaney]

Let's be very clear on this one point.

The President mocking a former President in front of the communist leader of China is the most un-American thing an American president has ever done.

[Arthur Delaney 🇺🇸 @ArthurDelaneyHP]

It is interesting how Trump is literally rolling out a red carpet for a communist dictator just as Republicans make “Democrats are communists” one of their main closing messages ahead of the midterms

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

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