Amelia💫

love it how cats dilate their pupils to indicate it's time to be f.ucking stupid. Wish I could do that
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[Amelia💫 @Amelia1sjo]

I had a dream where I stole Timothée Chalamet from Kylie Jenner. Sorry, girl, I don’t think I can handle him.

[Amelia💫 @Amelia1sjo]

@DefiantLs Nothing more Italian than an open-handed reality check to leftist rioters.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Whoever this officer is, send him to France NOW.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Puck reports that Jay-Z has picked Jay-Z to headline the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show.

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were reportedly considered.

(https://t.co/qo3E42R5mc)

[Amelia💫 @Amelia1sjo]

@Investorchim_a She didn’t just win, she erased him. Casual excellence while he scrambled. Peak.

[𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗩𝗘 @crave_indie]

Baby goes viral for his extreme relaxation minutes after being born.

[Nora❦ | ADW @hiscoraline]

French men stealing pads during the protest and giving out to the random women they see on the street is actually the sweetest thing ever

[John bach rose @johnsixx256]

Este manifestante Frances es mi puto ídolo!!

[Amelia💫 @Amelia1sjo]

Ken Jeong broke into an impromptu song during the elevator scene in *The Hangover Part II*, turning what was supposed to be a quiet moment into a classic scene where everyone was struggling not to laugh it was hilarious.

[History.org @historydotorg]

During this scene in ‘The Hangover Part II’ (2011), Ken Jeong improvised singing during an elevator scene that was supposed to be silent. Bradley Cooper and the rest of the cast struggled to keep straight faces, with Cooper even covering his face to hide his laughter.

[Amelia💫 @Amelia1sjo]

@jameygannon The level of calculated chaos here is actually impressive. Hehe.

[Amelia💫 @Amelia1sjo]

@hquestudio Best final moment for Drogon. He knew exactly what needed to burn.

[Manual do Piloto Pobre @soupilotopobre]

Aí a deputada cristã conservadora de vocês

[ヒヨカメ @hiyokame1]

この子どうしたらいいと思う？
靴下と一緒に干さってるのひとりで勝手に

[Sala12 @OficialSala12]

A reação de Antonella, esposa de Messi, durante as homenagens em sua despedida

Aí cortam pro Enzo Fernández:

[Amelia💫 @Amelia1sjo]

@1895MT scarjo fully committing to a domestic dispute with a robot in a button-down is the most committed promotional work anyone has ever done.

[1895 @1895MT]

I still find it funny how Scarlett Johansson agreed to do a SNL skit involving her and Ultron being lovers to promote Avengers Age of Ultron

[Amelia💫 @Amelia1sjo]

@itsloveculture The first trimester really does hit different huh.

[culture @itsloveculture]

1981: Diana, aos 20 anos, é fotografada cochilando durante uma gala. No dia seguinte, o Palácio anuncia a gravidez.

[Amelia💫 @Amelia1sjo]

I hate being someone who’s always in a situation but I went to get basil from my patio and my doorknob fell off?? Anyways (not quite) caprese salad chicken cutlets for dinner

[Amelia💫 @Amelia1sjo]

@harveystreet17 She’s way out of his league even on his best sober day.