Amelia Erickson

A cup of tea and a book, please.

[Shannon Gormley @ShannonGormley]

Here's my story on the international cave divers who rescued the Thai soccer team. For @Macleans. https://t.co/AV1TyfBHx0

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

Instagram wants me to follow some guy with my husband's name and it creeps me out.

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

Someone should buy me a full-size skeeball machine.

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

I live every day with the dangerous knowledge that I'm only ever three hours away from homemade dulce de leche.

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

@SociallyAstute next year you can come out and help pick them if you want

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

@afogarty2005 totally fine here, just a really surreal and bizarre sensation.

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

Oh hell no, I did not move to #Kansas for an #earthquake to wake me up on a Saturday morning.

[oll @dulcetry]

If you pretend to be dead long enough, people come along and do your hair & makeup for free.

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

@SociallyAstute @KCBizJournal Austin -> Kansas is the new black.

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

Apparently my husband doesn’t like Nirvana. I have to reevaluate the last eleven years of my life.

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

easily my favorite part of winter is wearing hooded coats and pretending I’m Emperor Palpatine

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

Google has started putting the price per gallon for each gas station when you search in their Google Maps app. Mind blown.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

hux and I are building a new Death Star in place of the one that broke
hux says if we don't it lets them win
it will be the same but bigger

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

Angels with Filthy Souls is easily my favorite film of all time.

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

Hail?! Come on, Austin.

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

What do you MEAN the Christmas Sherlock episode airs on January 1?! This is un-American.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

dear diary
today hux and I took a quiz to find our hogwarts houses
he got slytherin
I got hufflepuff the first time but it was a mistake

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

My brother and I can’t stop yelling about Star Wars.

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

I asked @Siri to play a Paul McCartney song, and she said I don’t have any “porn curry” songs. Girl, I do not have a speech impediment.

[Amelia Erickson @amelia_erickson]

Super angry that I just found out that goji berries are also called wolf berries. Gonna eat em by the fistful now.