Amelia

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[Amelia @Amelia_gge]

I fucked my lesbian friend so hard she ended up breaking up with her boyfriend.
We’d been close for years. She dated women, lived as a lesbian, n had been with the same guy for almost a year. He was solid. I never planned on crossing that line.
It started one night after she…….

[FERAN👑 @Ffeeran]

My Husband Invited His Affair Partner to Our Wedding Anniversary

For our tenth wedding anniversary, my husband suggested we organise a small dinner with close friends.

I agreed.

He said he wanted it to feel special because we’d both worked hard to build our life together.

One of the guests was a woman he’d recently introduced as a business associate.

Throughout dinner, she kept looking at him.

He kept checking whether she was comfortable.

I noticed, but I didn’t say anything.

[Moradeke🌸 @itsmoradeke]

My roommate’s girlfriend has slept here 26 nights this month, but apparently asking her to pay rent makes me greedy.
Her toothbrush appeared first.
Then clothes in the bathroom.
Then groceries in our fridge.
Yesterday I waited twenty minutes to shower because she was getting ready for work.
I finally told my roommate, If she lives here, she needs to contribute.
He laughed.
She sleeps in my room. What are you charging her for?
I pointed at the electricity bill.
He said she’d be gone soon.
That night, she knocked on my door.
Why do you keep saying I don’t pay rent?

[Busola Onikeeki @Busolaonicake]

私は横浜市内の賃貸マンションで一人暮らしをしている。
先月、電力会社から届いた請求書を見て、思わず二度見した。
請求額は27万8,000円。
普段は月に8,000円前後しかかからない。
私は出張が多く、月の半分以上は家を空けている。帰宅してもエアコンを長時間つけることはないし、使っていない家電のコンセントも抜いている。
こんな金額になるはずがなかった。
翌朝、電力会社に電話した。

[Eddy Fisher @Eddyfisher230]

Walt lets his family believe Gretchen is helping pay for his treatment, even though the truth is far more complicated. He would rather protect his pride than admit he needs help.

Sometimes, people would rather damage their relationships than let anyone see them feel small.

[Favysparkle @_shola__]

My fiancé wants me to cancel my late mother’s memorial because his family booked their annual vacation on the same weekend.

My mother died three years ago. Every year, my siblings and I gather at her favorite restaurant, share stories, and visit her grave together. It’s the one tradition we’ve kept since losing her.

This year, my fiancé’s parents invited us on a family trip. I explained that I couldn’t go because of the memorial.

He said I was being difficult. His parents had already paid for the accommodation, and he didn’t want to disappoint them.

I suggested he go without me.

He said that would make him look like a man whose future wife didn’t want to be part of his family.

[amoo @amooh001]

Being endlessly understanding can quietly teach people that your limits don’t matter

[Meelky Fbaby @Meelky_f]

Things I noticed dating again at 44:

1. Nobody asks "what are you looking for" anymore. They ask "what are you done with?" The answers are more honest.

2. Everyone has a storage unit. Not a literal one, but baggage: an ex, a custody schedule, a parent who needs care. The good ones tell you about it by the second date, not the sixth.

3. I stopped caring whether he liked my friends. I started caring whether he was kind to the waiter.

4. Dinner is at 6:30 now, because everyone has a 5 a.m. alarm and a bad knee. I've never felt more understood.

5. Nobody plays games with texting. We're too tired. If someone wants to see you, they say so, and if they don't, the silence is a gift.

6. I used to want a man who made me feel chosen. Now I want one who makes me feel calm. It took twenty years to realize those were different things.

7. A man I dated for two months said, "I'm not going to pretend I have it all figured out." It was the sexiest sentence I'd heard in a decade.

8. Everyone asks if it's harder or easier than it was at 25. It's neither. It's quieter. You know what you'll tolerate, and you're no longer afraid to leave the table.

9. Last week I said no to a second date and felt nothing but peace.

10. Last night someone asked what I wanted for dessert, and I actually said what I wanted.

[heiskingjames @Oluwasunkanmi0]

A tenant complained that his neighbour played loud music every night.

One evening, he knocked on the man’s door, furious.

The neighbour opened it with tears in his eyes.

“Sorry, my daughter died last month. This was her favourite song. I play it because I’m scared of forgetting her voice.”

The tenant stood there, speechless. 💔😥

[SINGLE @Young_Fish01]

The school called me and told me my daughter had been expelled for cheating in an examination.

The problem was that my daughter had never cheated.

My fifteen-year-old daughter, Grace, had always been a good student. She wasn’t perfect, but she worked hard and rarely got into trouble.

One afternoon, I received a call from the school’s principal.

Principal: “We need you to come in tomorrow. There’s been a serious incident involving your daughter.”

Me: “What happened?”

Principal: “She was involved in an examination malpractice case.”

I was shocked.

When I got home, I asked Grace about it.

Me: “Your school says you cheated during the examination.”

Grace: “I didn’t cheat.”

Me: “Then tell me what happened.”

She explained that another….

[Brie🌸🦋 @victorbridget28]

I played footsie with a stranger at a dinner party and my toes were more interesting than conversation..

My uncle hosts these dinners twice a year where he invites people from work and family and everyone pretends to enjoy small talk over overcooked salmon. I go because my mom makes me and because the wine is free even though technically I shouldn't be drinking it.

This time there was a new guy. Business partner, my uncle said. Sat directly across from me. Dark suit, no tie, silver at his temples but not old, maybe mid thirties, broad shoulders that filled the jacket properly. He had this jaw that could cut glass and dark eyes that kept finding mine over the centerpiece.

My uncle introduced us and he shook my hand and his palm was warm and dry and he held it for one second longer than necessary and said "nice to meet you" in this low steady voice that made my spine straighten.

Dinner was fine. My aunt overcooked the salmon (predictable). The conversation was about real estate and interest rates and I was on my second glass of wine trying not to fall asleep when I felt something brush my ankle under the table.

[moviegodess @moviegoodess]

I broke up with my boyfriend of two years because he wanted to split rent 50/50.

I make $82k. He makes $91k. Solid jobs on both sides.
We’d been together two years when he asked me to move in. I said yes. Felt like the next step.

We found a place for $2,300. Two bedrooms, nice.

He sat me down with a printed spreadsheet.
Rent 50/50. Electric 50/50. Groceries 50/50. Internet 50/50. Even the toilet paper split down the middle.

I asked if he was serious.

He said we were equal partners and

[Debby J @Debrahj37]

This shows always makes ones day.🎬🔥

[Blairvic @blairvic02]

During my second year at university, I walked into my shared student house after Christmas break and caught my female housemate in a very compromising situation.

There were five of us living in the house: two guys and three girls. We were all between 19 and 21, and our landlord owned another student house just a few doors away.

He was in his 50s, tall, heavily built and had a grey beard. He claimed he used to be a plumber, so whenever something needed fixing, he would show up himself.

None of us thought much of him. He was just our landlord.

At least, that’s what I thought until that afternoon in January.

[Mara V 💞 @Vianney424]

I once watched a woman at the grocery store pay for almost $300 worth of groceries with her EBT card, then hand the shopping cart to a man waiting outside.

I wouldn’t normally care how another person spends their benefits, but something about the situation caught my attention.

She had bought several expensive grocery items, including meat, seafood, snacks, and baby formula.

After paying, she walked outside and handed the bags to a man who gave her cash.

I initially assumed they were relatives.

Then I heard the cashier tell another employee that the woman had done the same thing the previous week.

I asked the cashier whether that was allowed.

[Clipsbaba 🧸 @Clipsbaba21]

I was standing near the checkout at a supermarket when a woman suddenly accused me of cutting in line.

I had already paid for my groceries, but then realized I’d forgotten a bottle of cooking oil. Rather than walk through the whole store again, I went back to the checkout area and asked the cashier whether I could quickly get it and pay for it.

The woman behind the next customer noticed me standing beside the counter.

“Excuse me, there’s a line,” she said loudly.

I turned around. “I’m not getting in line. I already paid. I just forgot one item.”

She crossed her arms. “That’s what everyone says when they’re trying to cut ahead.”

I tried to explain that my groceries were already packed and that I was holding my receipt.

She didn’t want to hear it.

“Some of us have been waiting here for fifteen minutes. You can’t just walk in because you think you’re special.”....

[Lord of War @Abiodunali32]

Dropped best friend of 10 years because of her confession

I ended a 10-year friendship. K and I met freshman year of high school, and I truly saw her as my soulmate. So this friendship breakup felt worse than any romantic relationship I've experienced.

Long story short, during our senior year, our group of friends went on a weekend beach camping trip. One boy got way too drunk and ran away from the group (we all split up and spent almost an hour looking for him in the middle of the night). I ended up finding him and trying to lead him back to the group, but he SA'd me. Another friend found us because I was crying and trying to fight him off, and then K drove me home. It was very traumatic, and I almost didn't graduate because of how many classes I missed while I was in a deep depressive state.

[Ifeanyichukwu @IfyG_ifeanyi]

My friend’s mother-in-law accidentally walked in on her 36-year-old son masturbating in his own bedroom.

But what she did later that evening humiliated him so badly that he left his own home for three nights.

My friend Jessica’s husband, Anthony, is calm by nature. Last month his mother, Mrs. Lawrence, came to stay with them for a week.

That afternoon she carried a pile of folded laundry to the bedroom and opened the door without knocking. Jessica was at work, and Anthony thought his mother had gone to the store. He never expected her to walk in. 

[Abby💎 @Abbywillia69841]

When I tried to check out of the campground cabin, the manager handed me a bill for $180.

"The cabin should be $120," I said.

He replied as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

"It's $180 including the breakfast basket."

My husband and I looked at each other.

We had never eaten the breakfast basket.

We had left before sunrise to catch the lake at dawn and only came back to pick up our bags.

"We didn't use it," I said.

The manager didn't change his expression.

"It was prepared for you."

"Not eating it was your choice."

My husband started to say something sharp.

I rested a hand on his arm.

"I see," I said calmly.

"So the rule is that if something is prepared, it can be charged."

"Exactly," the manager said, relieved.

I opened my wallet and took out a twenty-dollar bill.

I set it on the counter.

"Then I'd like to apply the same rule."

He frowned.

"What does that mean?"

I smiled.

"We prepared something for this cabin too."

"It just never got used."

His smile slipped.

"What did you prepare?"

I reached into my bag and pulled out a thick folder.

On the front, in neat letters, was a label.

"Five-Star Review. Draft."

Inside were three pages of photographs and notes.

The sunrise over the lake.

The spotless porch.

The note I had planned to leave about how kind the owner's wife had been when she lent us extra blankets.

I had spent an hour the night before writing it.

The manager stared at the folder.

"You were going to write a review?"

"A very good one."

"I'd planned to post it tonight, with photos."

"But since we weren't able to use it, I suppose I can still charge you for the preparation."

He blinked.

"You can't charge me for that."

"Why not?"

"Because it's not a real service."

I tilted my head.

"Neither is a breakfast basket nobody ate."

For a moment, nobody spoke.

Behind the counter, his wife had stopped folding towels.

She looked at her husband.

He cleared his throat.

"Let me check the system."

He typed for a while.

Then, quietly, he said,

"The breakfast charge was added by mistake."

"It was meant for the group in the next cabin."

I nodded.

"That happens."

"Then I assume the total is $120."

"Yes," he said. "Of course."

He printed a new receipt and slid it across the counter.

"I apologize."

I took out the folder again.

"Then I suppose I won't need to bill you."

He almost smiled.

His wife came around the desk with a paper bag.

"For your trip home," she said. "The muffins were baked this morning."

I looked inside.

Blueberry.

Still warm.

"Thank you."

"The basket was meant for you anyway," she said softly.

"We just charged it to the wrong people."

In the car, my husband let out a long breath.

"I was about to lose my temper."

"I know."

"How did you stay so calm?"

I took a muffin from the bag and broke it in half.

"Because the loudest person in a dispute usually doesn't win."

"The one with the clearest logic does."

That night, I posted the review.

Five stars.

I mentioned the sunrise, the porch, the blankets, and the muffins.

I also added one sentence at the end.

"Please double-check your breakfast charges before checkout."

[fwmalacyafeez @fwmalacyafeez]

Among them, who do you think is getting eliminated first in a battle