Lisa Lancaster

Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt and being real gets you hated.

[Lisa Lancaster @amelia_hubert]

Damn spider http://t.co/5ZCX1SOSW3

[Dana Andrade @JannieKatryn]

They are getting Friskies

[Marianne Rigney @n_robiison]

I said to a fat girl today, You're a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don't know. I said, Salad tastes good.

[Lisa Lancaster @amelia_hubert]

Facebook would be a lot more interesting if it would let you decide which part of the body you would like to poke.

[Lisa Lancaster @amelia_hubert]

Admit it, we all have that one person that you just wanna slap across the face.

[Jeanette Gentner @VincentMakeda]

This woman deserves a medal http://t.co/HkivYmc6U0

[Jessica Whatley @CampoLilly]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in? That's God, playing The Sims, canceling your action.