amelia 🍓

[Ibby @ibbywhu]

Someone needs to knight this women 🤣

She has absolutely taken the piss out of him

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Gillian Anderson has always been that bitch but I think she’s a prime example of why women should stop listening to people telling us to fear aging and how we’re basically old and gross after our 30’s, because Gillian Anderson NOW is literally just as hot

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

people see me spending money and think i’m rich, bro i’m irresponsible

[calypso @abeqne]

A £5 iced latte a day is £35 a week, £150 a month, £1825 a year.

After 10 years.. that’s £18250!

Which is still not enough to put a deposit on a house so enjoy your frappé in peace x

[imdatfeminist 🧞‍♀️ @imdatfeminist]

A healing stage is disgust. Yes, disgust. You will be DISGUSTED by the people whose love you seeked. You will feel embarrassed about the choices you made and the people who had access to you who didn’t deserve it. Feel this feeling then let it go.

That will NEVER be you again.

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

calling the coronation of a 74 year old man a once in a lifetime thing is crazyyy… like speak for yourself! i’m young and sexy, i am going to outlive both him and his very bald son. i have three coronations in me, you all stay safe tho

[Hambo @Max_Hambidge]

3 years old😭

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

This can’t possibly be the same 9pm I used to be starting to get ready for a night out at

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

"While we struggle to heat our homes, we have to pay for your parade..."

Charles confronted by a member of the public about the cost of living crisis

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

When they order a Chinese at Hogwarts

[megan. @MegaKatt]

People who are constantly complaining are so draining, like bro nothingggggg makes you happy?!

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

it’s like yo car gets jealous when you doing good in life

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me: “it is what it is”

also me: *starts crying*

[🍑y✨ @ki_bydesign]

Got a email from my job saying all employees get a $30 gas card to alleviate high gas prices (we are required to drive clients around). Why when I went to sign up it sent me another email saying I was phished by my tech department as a tester and then got assigned training???🥲💔

[Flóra @Div0ne]

Landlords should also have to give us references from their last tenants

[amelia 🍓 @ameliaaaajh]

@LaurenW_x Literallyyyyy 🫣 if I’m home by 7pm I consider that a very late night that I don’t recover from for a good few days 😭