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[Amit @ameliabero]

@CrimeStopper305 @burnedup122 @MiamiPD THIS HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND

[Amit @ameliabero]

@HANacondadont A few years ago our governor CANCELED Halloween because of a snow storm

[Amit @ameliabero]

@HANacondadont Lmao

[Amit @ameliabero]

I hope my roommate doesn’t judge me tonight when she catches me watching Lady and the Tramp

[Amit @ameliabero]

Can we bring back r&b

[Laura Kat 🐱 @Katparty666]

32 in the suburbs is 45 and 32 in the city is 22. I can’t explain but I’m right.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Imagine using one of these to grab a condom off the nightstand

[Amit @ameliabero]

@HANacondadont What’s in 3 days

[South Florida Sun Sentinel @SunSentinel]

DeSantis signs law banning hospitals and care facilities from blocking family visits during health emergencies https://t.co/zOiaZ0sD0D

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

BREAKING: I just signed an Executive Order changing the New Jersey State Bird to the Middle Finger. 🖕

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Hotel air conditioners are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[Amit @ameliabero]

@k_flanny2 @emily_murnane Me

[Amit @ameliabero]

@lilharambe No but if you want to then yes

[Amit @ameliabero]

Why does every minivan have that same smell

[HummusVacuum @HummusVacuum999]

no fuckin’ way

[Amit @ameliabero]

Has anyone checked up on Kanye?

[Amit @ameliabero]

Someone tell Harry Styles that we need a 10 minute version of Sign Of The Times

[𝗝𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗻 @changeisathing]

Someone tell Miley Cyrus that we need a 10 minute explicit version of 7 Things