amelia

buying @tedbaker

[Kate Masterofwhine @Masterofwhine]

Just got my first classic French out of office of the summer:

I will be away until 5th September. I am not accessible. Nor is anyone else.

[Rhys @rhys04_h]

Whoever made this deserves an award😭 #LoveIsland

[blair wadsworth @joshieyamaguchi]

Is she wearing heelys? Wtf Lmaooooooo

[amelia @ameliachipp]

@Morrisons where can I find an email/number to report an incident in store please?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

When you’re next in line in the chippy.

[🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 @_oosoom]

LMFAOOOOOOOO son is a asshole

[joe @joemul01]

Why’s Hasbulla just said “hey Susan stop it” in a Belfast accent?

[amelia @ameliachipp]

Bet he’s got a cscs card

[Soup @soupinthering]

he could move that boat i know he could

[AW @alwrgn]

Boy pictured during WW2 leaving his home in protest of food rations

[Soup @soupinthering]

he could move that boat i know he could

[Jordan Kane @JordanJimmyKane]

Last November I got off to a good start setting up my business, but enquiries are starting to slow down again & there’s no government funding available for the newly self employed. Hopefully Twitter can boost it back up again. All work is carried out by myself 🛁🛠 cheers team x

[Jerome McGee 👣👐🏾 @CoachRomeWR]

Crazy that I ain’t heard nothing about this and it happened over 24 hours ago...

[Roz🇬🇼 @RozzaCampos]

Because you can never tweet this enough

[Serena Smith @serenathesmith]

love actually is my favourite xmas film but ive just realised i cannot name a single character. like what is Keira Knightley called? Alan Rickman? Emma Thompson? do they even have names

[amelia @ameliachipp]

you ever cry that much that you work up an appetite?