amelia jerram

[Lee Lin Chin @LeeLinChin]

Don't tell me what to do. I'm not your floozy. https://t.co/4cLZHFBE1i

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

If he can smell the blood of an Englishman from that far away, I feel like the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk would be a great sommelier.

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, guys and say we should vote for the Democrat who's going to blast us in the ass this year.

[amelia jerram @Ameliamayjerram]

@JulyBqn 😘😘❤️❤️ I don't know what that says but I'm assuming it's romantic

[amelia jerram @Ameliamayjerram]

Vanessa apparently wants to use her position in union board to turn back the boats #usudecides

[amelia jerram @Ameliamayjerram]

His badge clearly says "Luke" https://t.co/Aty8capgi5

[Dendy Cinemas @DendyCinemas]

Come get your Christmas Gift Vouchers and say hi to Paul at our pop up stall #GetDownToNewtown

[NBC News @NBCNews]

White Americans are the biggest terror threat in U.S., study finds http://t.co/cxoFBB8Q61

[Rose @rosemcc93]

the gif that keeps on giving #bettertogether @ameliamayjerram @emjamoo @mielzhouse https://t.co/v7UBHg4Puy

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

"VHS and chill?" - hipsters

[Retta @unfoRETTAble]

#ICYMI

#ZiziNMe

[Charlie 👑🐀 @CharlieDayQuote]

Monday morning food for thought. http://t.co/aGEJYzgoDx

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

There is no human that looks cool when they sneeze while peeing.

[Kimiko Glenn @KimikoGlenn]

Yes. @BernieSanders

[Dee @figgled]

🎶 it's been, one week since you looked at me 🎶

That's all. I saw you on a bus