amelia 🫐

Whadup I’m Amelia I’m 23 and crunchy nut cornflakes are just Frosties for wankers -(she/her)

[amelia 🫐 @ameliamgc]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

My mum: Alexa play fleas navadav

[Erron Gordon @errongordon]

Seeing David Cameron this morning reminded me of this👇🏼

[Nick Stylianou 👀 @nmsonline]

Why had he booked so many in the first place

[no @zedonarrival]

pause. is that a tattoo of himself guiding the beatles across abbey road on his arm

[Dean Dobbs @DeanDobbs]

hi ken

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on

[Jane Austen @austendaily]

What are men to rocks and mountains?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the morning is ‘hurkle-durkling’ (19th century Scots): finding yourself still in bed long after it’s time to get up.

[amelia 🫐 @ameliamgc]

She’s everything, he’s just Ten