Amelia Dickinson

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

had a man tell me yesterday that im lucky he didn’t assault me on the weekend???? sorry what????

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

My little brothers got my little sisters old iPad and he was winding her up saying he can see her iMessages and she went “so fuckin what you can’t read them you’re dyslexic”

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

@courtneysampson I’m crying

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

“Just open a bar n call it the snail and cauliflower you’d be good to go”

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

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[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

it was nye last week, how is it March 12th

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

HAHAHA mollys just been trying to convince dom that this boy is a nice person by telling him he’s diabetic so they have something in common😭😭

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

Our personal preference is a machete x

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*6 missed calls*
*5 missed facetime*
*8 unread messages*

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

@simoncowellsleg 😭😭

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

topic in work rn is why do some men grow their pinky nail out?? Like just one long nail, if someone could answer that would be great

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

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[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

Got called tattoo barbie by a client the other day and i loved it

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

“karma isn’t a bitch, it’s Amelia”

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

how can i get into someone’s Nightmares i have a message to send

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i wanna go to a pumpkin patch w him n beat him with pumpkins

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

@emilykmay Less material to wedgie ur self with when u do the Jean jump

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

vagina < penis fly trap

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

might just be my new favourite bible verse

[Amelia Dickinson @amelianiolax]

The way I know a number of my friends would fly off the handle over this

[Mechanic🛠️ @biigjay20]

She maintains the best orchestrated romantic proposal patience ever!💍😲

Staggering! Just staggering!!🤯