Amelia Ritthaler

my life is perfect and I’ve never been sad!

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

the reviews on nuuly are basic bitch mutual aid

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

so afraid of commitment that all my clothes are rented cause what if I change my mind I don't want it to affect the kids

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

Les Mis isn’t believable anymore because we all know Jean Valjean was not hitting his protein goals enough to be tossing men around like that

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

Jean Valjean was suspiciously jacked for someone on a 19th century prison diet

[alex @kirbxbt]

euromaxxing (living paycheck to paycheck with no prospect of upward mobility)

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

just googled inferiority complex so im gonna need to take the day

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Hey you smug little shits April isn't over yet your life could still fall apart

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

The only insults I will ever take seriously on twitter are from gay teenagers

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

I too have been waiting for peplum to come back

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

I’m still on Twitter, cuz I gave up my morals a long time ago!!!

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

Staying on twitter to honor my inner child

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

Turned 28 today and all of a sudden I feel called to deactivate twitter & love myself instead

[sexczema @dialectits]

good morning i love new york city

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

I'm millennial presenting because sorry I'm going to keep doing the cat eye liquid liner

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[miia @miiagarro]

thank god i'm self centered instead of male centered

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

The problem with gen x is they were under diagnosed, the problem with gen z is they are over diagnosed & the problem with millennials is the 2008 financial crisis

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I love talking to women it’s like being on The View

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I need to walk for 3 hours about this

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

Nothing humbles you faster than someone befriending your mom on Facebook and sending you her posts.