Guy walks over waving: Hi do you know how to get to 10th street?
Me: yeah this is 11th so you just go one block over.
Him: smiles all big "thank you doctor!"
Guy slowly walks up to me: I like your outfit, you got a boyfriend?
Me: yes
Him: you got a pen?
Me: no
Him: I'm trying to get your number
*light changes and I can finally walk away laughing to myself*